Show THE CHEERFUL CYNIC ON Old SOUL SOLId MATE MA IO TE SELECTION t AT E EX EN announced the Cheerful 1 fV 1 Cynic president and chairman chairman chair chair- 1 1 man nan crt o-f Tho Thos Cynics Cynic's club of ot the tho America as aN sure sho ho rose to show the full tull sweep of ot a doucet hown gown and the tho under brim of a n. delicious hat usually select a 3 b by the tho shape of oC her nose and the way she does her hair hall but women know better hetter Wo We know that the Important virtues s do not lie upon tho the surface No Q broke in tho the sarcastic member with tho the pince nez hut but men nn do Tho They Ho lie upon the tho surface and upon over ovary every other subject and you ou have to dig sn so deep to discover the Important virtues virtues virtues- Or an any virtues at all corrected the tho colored butter blonde kitten Tho The virtues arent aren't Important in the least declared the sentimental memo item ber her with tho the dream dreamy e eyes es Give me mo good manners manner In preference to good morals morals' around tho the hou house o any da day daj That That Is exactly what I was about to say continued the Cheerful Cynic patiently pa pa- After all a husband bi b just justa justn a n matter of or choice choice OI Hes Ies Ie's more moro a matter mattor of chance put In the sarcastic one and a poor chance chanco at that nowadays 9 Too Tun I Of Ot a choice of oC evils per persisted the Cheerful Cynic determinedly and each and every o woman should 1 first t discover discover discover dis dis- cover her own besetting sin and then rind a man to to match to match to Ize to fit tit In with It It Tho The reason that I EO so man many collimates pass pant each other like ships in tho the night and then hitch up to the wrong barge bargo or tie themselves es to to- tho the wrong tug l Is that lovers Insist on choosing each other for their nobly nab qualities Instead of or for their pet weak weaknesses weaknesses nesses Instead of ot selecting a husban for his virtues s n a woman should sole sale him hint for his vices Ices Nothing continued the Cheerful Cynic binds two people so closely together to together together to- to gether ether as a common vice or the same hall had habit 1 For or Instance two bridge o fiends mo may disagree lee on every evory other topic under tho the sun but If IC the they pia play the same gamo game the they will be ideally happy happ together Two Two- gol golf fI fiends may not have another thing In common but hut they thoy wont won't notice It It unless ono one of oC them Is laid lold up with a n lame ankle Two g are held more tightly tight tight- ly Jy to together ether b by tho dinner table than by bv the wedding certificate And did lIld you ou ever observe how perfectly a fat Cat old ohl couple always alwa's agree A mutual weakness weakness weakness weak weak- ness produces mutual sympathy but on the other hand a mutual virtue produces high pressure and combus combUs- tion lion Did Old you over see two high idealists who could get along for Cor more than half an hour without taking a flight of or temper Fanc you for tor In Instance instance In- In stance and the Cheerful Cynic fixed tho the colored butter kitten with her ea eagle le eye with your our health healthy appetite appetite ap ap- petite for Cor pato gras living JI with witha a noble minded dietetic who subsisted on grape fruit and soda crackers crackers' And Imagine you Emmeline to the theone theono theono ono one with the tho pineo ner z with your our foolish for Ibsen and the wasting yourself on a model of or virtue who reads rends nothing but the Joke sheets of the evening papers and the baseball bulletins But nut that's that s the only kind lelnd there thero is nowadays T T s 's M walled t. t 0 h n t the tho o nM sarcastic 1 one I I At that moment the door burst open and a ta tall tali masculine form torm topped 1 b bya by a curly head stood upon tho the thres thres- hold Oh I Oh I beg bel pardon I must I-I-must I must have ha made malic a Q mistake ho mumbled and ond the apparition vanished For a moment there was a n loud Joud si silence si- si silence lence in tho too club room and aud then the tho storm broke A dream A vision What hat was It If V Who Vho ho was waR It It It It remarked tho the Cheerful Cynic casually an ate she gathered up her hor papers pa papers pa- pa pers was twos rn In my fiance lies lie's come to take me mo home bottle Hold Told cried tho the sarcastic member I imperatively Imperatively What What Is his pet Viet I Ml Ail JJ of them admitted the Cheerful C y and he cant can't see a n Joke jake In broad I I j daylight plays ht ragtime through on s n a a harmonica harmonica r a and Ito j feeds his and lo le P from a and anel postcard Intellect lie he doesn't but on girls know baseball did a picture bulletins bul- bul ul- ul tice you OU tho the shape shapo o of ot his no no- notice noOh Oh O well sighed hed nose t the sarcastic nr one any woman has virtues virtues' enough 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