Show Mr Jarr err Talks I IOn On n Philosophy In iii a measure remarked Mr Jan Jarr apropos of or nothing in a n measure the thc laws of oC society are like the tho In lout laws ws o of nature the they are not written but instinctively In In- In ely we know them and when wo we violate them the result Is serious Oh well I dont don't know replied Mrs Jarr I never noticed an any laws of BO society so- so doty clety except thoo people who were out pu out were trying to get got In and those that tha are In are arc trying to get et out somebody above There Is s always alwa's you OU In society and after aCtor It Is safe to snub one set act of oC friends after getting In with another set set you OU find you ar arjust are just as far tar off from the tile top as before heroic Do Do you ou think I was wasting though mt and breath on what you ou call society society society- little circles of snobs one superimposed J posed o on the other asked Mr Ir Jan Jarr with fine scorn When hen I IlS speaking of at society I 1 meant tho the whole anatomy of the observances ances of or tho the ethical l regulations that make for tho time betterment better better- ment of oC mankind Well Yell If It you ou haven't anything to d do e but to sit there and talk a lot or DI of wor words I J dont don't understand ant and you OU don dont t understand that only give me mo a a. headache headache head hend- ache joud you'd ou better stop said Mrs Jarr with some asperity for Cor you OU Bro are getting getting get get- ting tins beyond my depth and your our own Deeper Lot me make mako m my meaning clearer clearo b by a commonplace comparison sal said Mr Jarr for tor ho lie had been tilling filling till ng u uon uon up upon on pseudo philosophy from tho popular popular lar mar magazines and felt he needed n a avent vent for Cor his Ideas Now society th the ne e social fabric of civilization is bound governed and held together b by th the tho ethical ethnical laws as a railroad Is by U 11 a rules rubs and regulations There Thero are aro th the tha laws of oC business fair dealing the tho laws law of personal decency the laws of oC sobriety HO so briet briety the Institution of marriage th the love lo of family the defense of home o or f property property- Or Ur One wife wile one flag lIng ono one country country coun court try as ns you OU used to say ay before you OU became so o intensely highbrow sug sug- sestet Mrs Jarr Precisely said Mr r Jarr Society has laid down rules and regulations by which we all must conduct our affairs By Br moving In n an orderly manner guide guld guld- e cd u b by these rules and regulations ons I I might even en sa say time-tables time and ached sched- schedules Ir ules uleR society does docs Its Us vast work of makIng making mak mak- ing us live In harm harmony on guarding ou our r own rights not encroaching upon the tho rights of ot others and pro pro- press gross lIbert liberty and tho the pursuit of at hap halm s to the tho advantage of all Oh bother such talk talle I told you oU I had a headache said Mrs Irs Jarr But listen said Mr Ir Jarr JarT I thin thin I have a 0 great Idea IrIen Wo We arc are all trains running under the tho schedules of society And we start tart out from the tho cradle an and P d run to the terminus of ot tho the grave smooth smoothly and safely Lot Let those who would violate society's schedule beware boware bo- bo ware ware wate The They have hn collisions they throw the whole lino out of oC order they wreak themselves and they wreck others I Like I guess you ou think you ou are aro a 0 fast nat train train according to th that t said Mrs rs Jarr No I wouldn't say that replied Mr Jarr Jan Id rather rattler compare mys myself lC to a a good stead steady slow accommodation train Tho The great financiers are tho limited flyers the tho big business men the tho express and mall trains On all nIl sides of oC us we see the wrecks the men and women who ran tho the train Of oC their lives In A nf of it an f. f n 1 schedules The Tho stalled trains of or the Incompetent the wildcat trains of ot tho the lIves ll of the reckless the smooth run ning trains of ot the men who give care to the mechanism mind and signal lights of ot M danger to danser-to You sa say everybody Is Js like a Q train Interrupted Mrs l Jarr Well ell the way Sway oUr pur loafer of a janitor snorts morts I Id I'd d call him a dIrt dirty old coal train always alwa's behind be bo- hind time The rhe comparison is not Just said Mr Jarr The Janitor is a slow train to be sure but ho he is a good goot hone honest t working hard-working train train train- Would you ou call caB the time school teacher a switching engine asked Mrs rs Jarr Mr 11 Jarr gave her a n look and re marked that he hed he'd run down town time the line On the way ho met tho limo slow train tho the jan Janitor tor who was wheezing I hea heavily un and r a load pushed him Into Gus Ous' an and sto stowed ed him up Liter Liter ter Mrs rs Jarr looked Out lino v win In dm dow Time Tho Janitor was waa on his return trip ant and fallen over on his side In tim the gutter Humph said she theres that old ohl train ditched again and 1 I guess time the owl train will be making making the homo home station late again as usual |