Show i The Manicure Lady Slip She o hl Scow a n Show hut lull It 1111 A Fierce Pile Ilie of r Junk f WAS AS nt at one of or them new BroadI Broadway Broad Broad- I I I wa way productions last night J said the Manicure Lady It was a n musical comedy cornell all ladles ladies and lyrics careless ladles Indies and careless lyrics Honest to goodness g George I dont don't think Now New York YOlk is such sucha a smooth and after nil all It falls rall for Cor or some sonic awful bunk This show didn't have that Intense grip on one as the dramatic critics sa say sav it lacked coherency It appealed more to the sense than to the reason Its lIs principal characters were wooden Its motif was fierce It was all an to the bad had I I take It that you vou dont don like th the show youre you're telling tolling about said the Head Barber It ft must have been wrote roto lj by a woman No George replied the Manicure ll Lady It was wrote by hy a syndicate The Tue book was b by two gents which I the names of The music was by two more and tho the lyrics I was i-as by three others othel's The Tho gowns was designed by Frogs Frogg the tho modiste and the he wigs was b by Herr Hair The stage o manager was a Mister Brown and tho stage tage carpenter was Harold Hammer I The ho shoes worn b by the tho was de deigned do- do sl signed ned by 11 Second-hand Second Sam that got to do with tho the I show how tho the Head Barber wanted to I know lenow now It It Wn ns nN a It Fierce Lot of or Junk what shat I wonder wild stid tho the Manicure l L. d Lady It was a fierce lot of oC junk unk junk George Even tho girls wasn't prell pretty Some of ot them was as fair to mid mid- dung but none nono of them was a peach each an and 1 none of them was what you would would call clever although one ono of ot them nearl nearly remember two of her lines What are arc you OU knocking the show for tor or You must have camo In on a pass said the Head Barber No I was took toole In said tho the Manicure Mani- Mani cure uro ur Lad Lady Iames beau benu took she and I I. I I dont don't want to seem too much 1 Ilea Iko a n knocker George but hut that show was sas one hol holy frost trost Wilfred says that the art of writing play is dying out Wilfred has been trying to re revive revive revive re- re vive It ho says but after aCter having taken three or four plays to the tho different managers and never having been boen ablo able to sec see them at all aU he has came camo to the conclusion that true art Is getting the sledge 1 i seen seem a good vaudeville sha show last nl night ht remarked the Head Barber There Thore was va some trained seals and two strong men meni and six sketches There Thero was a n. sister team that sang ang ballads and danced There was a swell magician magi magi- clan cian too lb Ho took toole his hand out of t his pocket and was holding a n rabbit In It It Ho lie took his hand out his other pocket and took out one ono of the trained seals seab that had been In tho the other act net Then the tile seal ate tho the rabbit and the tho ma mn- a ate ato to the seal Whore here was this show sho George Georger asked the tho Manicure Lady suspiciously I I want ant to go and catch that magician act Dont you think ho he done it do- do the tho Head Barber I aint saying he dill did or or 0 said the Manicure Im only saying that T I want to catch the tho ACt net What was his name namo Where here did lid you Ou see him hat What was wits the tho numo of or tho the show V 10 Xu No t CI Club for 11 Him Never Nc mind never nevel mind l. l said tl the Head Hend Harbor Barber j Its It pin plain In you OU dont don't take e no stock In what I say Its It's plain you Oll think I am nm a II liar I never thought kiddo that you OU would get so worldly you ou could doubt me Let mo me tell you OU right Ight here much as I have enjoyed our ur little talks when shien business was dull I aint going to keep them up If LC you youry try ry to put me In the Ananias class Ill I'll 11 Just tell you once more the trained seal eal swallowed tho the rabbit and tho the magician ma- ma ate the th seal that's all and andon you on ou can take It or leave It I dont don't believe It It said the Manicure Manicure Mani- Mani cure ure La Lady Seals dont don't cat eat rabbits and nd magicians dont don't cat seals You better better bet bet- ter er cut It out George Youre You're getting along long In years ears and when you ou die and ap rap at the pearly pearl gates you OU want to togo too toso so go o there clean clenn The percentage is bad enough nough against barbers as It Is without with with- out ut them being liars too Have Havo It Jt your way said the Head Barber |