Show IN THE REALM OF WOMAN I I SOME MARRiED L MEDITATIONS One of ot tho tim militant Man Is i a Wart art Jady writes that wives arc 10 just ns as ns' ns much entitled to lo night keys as 38 n their hUlban husbands s. s The They are are arc nrc tho they thoy lut If u that contention were ero to stick i how long long- would It be bo before they'd thoyd l have havo to choo choose e between night kc keys andr and r husbands Respectfully submitted to marital mathematician Usual Usually the woman woman who makes a fuss u and glares around at al the tho man with the cigar and a I au vaudeville Ulc c theater whose men arc are permitted to lo smoke moko tho Is one ont who splashes splash herself with wih some somo kind kindi i of lor toilet water dope that exu exudes es an ani i effluvia la like hike e tho the of at a 0 Con- Con barbecue Always Alwa's the woman oman of or whom wives whee 8 say Why Wh Id I'd Id trust her with wih m my husband hust hus- hus t band anywhere has a face tace on her hor like that of ot an Androscoggin weasel and I the tho conformation of ot a sea deep drum rum nt l fIshI I Women omon who put private detectives es on husbands husbands' trail trai always Had out loathe loads an and loads of oC startling things s because bet bet- bf- bf cause causo Its It's in tho nature of ot follows fellows who'd be private detectives to lo need the money Ono One of or the grandest little ways was to start tart something at home Is I to observe unto your our silO spouse use that that fluffy fluffy- haired woman In the tho third floor noor back bacU flat certainly has th the tiniest foot toot you ou over o er saw ot of ensuing conversation conversation con er conver conver- And nd where sir did you ou become bo- bo come come so where or or where did you OU happen to lo loI I loUCO notice the creatures creature's foot toot PO so fO keenly Oh Oh In tho the elevator In tho elevator ator m mj my dear doar dorl Why 1 I wouldn't give a durn for a wife that tat didn't enjoy a n little wih with me me observes Mister lster A Afew I tow few years ears later ater when she's sho's sopping U ui Ul the cologne and and things ho goes about bemoaning what h lie he calls cals her nIce alco holc heredity and tells fol folks s that 1 fahe she got gat the habit straight from her herold herold old tank o of o a dad dad Once we knew a woman oman who plumed herself upon the exquisiteness of or her sensibilities and who went ent so 80 far tar oven even as to call cal the trees our brothers and sisters of ot the forest forest But the last time we saw her was at a bull bul fight tight In Chihuahua Chihuahua Mex MCL and her hor eyes ees were glistening with del delight h over the toreadors toreador's tore tore- ador's adors cheap and nast nasty rc feats ts of or tawdry bra bravery ver Yes Yea Yes Clarinda bath slIppers slipper are a necessary article artcle of ot wear But Dut why h permit your our husband husban to see seo you OU wearIng wear wear- log Ing em cm Is It i that you dont don't It know now h by this time what lineal brutes hus- hus hands Kinds are arc oro And If s you really realy desire to retain your our affections throw throwaway throwaway awn away your flannelette house Jacket jack t All Al human husbands hato hate flannelette house Jackets White us a again aln some sometime time time IL I Isn't funn funny to inquire when your our wife threatens to go home to maw Is I 18 that a threat or a promise Be nice Offer Ofer to help her har to pack The They apPreciate these little O. O Henry Henr says that men who are RInd Ind to dogs and horses are arc cruel to women omen and O. O Henry has ha got far less true rue things than that tat out of his tern tem hat every ery woman thinks hinks she known knowl That you can cn always figure B on a a. a mans man's b being being- ln a good man when 1 little ittle children take naturally to him One of or tho the most mast accomplished murderers murder murder- ers era we e ever knew had an Irresistible wa way with wih children Ever Evor natco how when your endeavoring endear endear- oring oring- to mako make a perfectly proper propel and harmless lilt Jilt hi with your wife's women dinner guests she just will show cm that picture of or you taken at nt tho the ago ao of ot five with those miserable little Gothic point-lace point things things weIl or well with v those thoe highly starched things showing showing- so glaringly and I offensive y white and taking taking- taking up all al the lower Jower room room of the picture r J |