Show GOLD fOID IS WHERE YOU lou I IT 11 That hat Is become a standard adage In the camps An And I the same Is js s true truo of fun Now and then n a practiced miner 1 finds n s all sorts of indications h lIe He has Sias a claim In which tho the formation is precisely that of tho the bonanza adjoining and tho the out- out s. s ar are right an and the strata are arc all ail that could bet be t desired and the promise is simply conclusive and yet ct there will not bo be o anything worth digging for There will bo be no pa pay So with entertainments fi Take Tak Q this pla play of of Ezra Ezra Kendall Swell Swoll Elegant Jones Jons You can prove the tho thing is worthless You can cat prove that It will not go Look at It Hero is Jones Joncs a hero who has quarreled with his wife and who goes from Indiana to Arizona and becomes a millionaire mine mino owner The cause of the estrangement from his wife is found in a bundle of letters written In a womans woman's hand han addressed to to him and discovered discovered dis dis- dis covered CO by his wife wie They are signed Alice The Theauthor Theauthor author of or the letters is a certain Miss liss Knox a bosom fri friend nd of Mrs Irs Jones having no designs on Jones himself him him- self elf dr and remaining In Mrs Irs Joness Jones's confidence while plotting with Wilson the villain for the separation of the Joneses If she wanted Wilson there thero would be e esome some seine logic But she is st separate parate the prIncipals principals principals pals so Wilson ilson can marr marry Mrs Jones Where here does Miss I Knox nox come In Mrs Jones g gets ts a divorce and Jones who wino has been elected justice of or tho the peace consents to unite her and Wilson iI on In iii hol holy matrimony Ho He has not yet et tal taken en the theo o oath o of office and later he tells them that fact renders their their h clr marriage marriage null nun and void which void which the they believe belle 1 Irs Jones has lost her suit for tor a rich uncles uncle's estate IZ and Jones who could havo driven Wilson Nilson from the Held field 1 revealing by-revealing 1 r r. r f g Ul that l fa fact t to to him hini reserves reserve's i s' s the Information f rma on I I until after the marriage ceremony Then Wilson runs awa away Jones who has lost his million and has lived In re reo retirement retirement re- re for or a year ear suddenly finds fins o this his fortune restored He lIc Is richer than ever and Wilson Vilson comes conies back for tOl the bride bridei bride vho who must be dependent on her real hus husband and and I Ilio who lio never e did have any lo e for Wilson any n wa way Then J Jones n s performs the marriage ceremony which unites his hIs former former cormer and himself In a new marital union Miss Knox confesses that she Is Alice and yet ct retains her place at Mrs Joness Jones's side The Th thing is impossible In more ways was and at more I points than an any other show that has come conic to the thc Salt lake Lake theatre since the discovery of Emigration canyon canon And rid nd yet yel yet You t sit it th there re and laugh from a about out the middle of I the hc first act act when when you ou begin to get set acquainted with the therun therun run rim run of or th the game game own down to the final nal fall of the curtain You just sit and laugh 1 Maybe you OU sit up straight and laugh laush like a gentleman for the first hour After that you 6 g get t pains an and double up hilling hitting the chair in front fronto o of you c u and trying to apologize and finding that those In front of or you OU are aro doubling up and hitting hilling their own n neighbors ors You blow your your nose and sober ort off a minute and and then awa away you OU go sillier sUller than ever er laughing at atI something I you OU know is absolutely without rhyme or reason rca rca- son on Oll and trying to shame yourself into decorum l It your wife Is with you she fihe struggles like e a la lady for fora fora a awhile while and then she gets red in the face faco and bites bitCH her han handkerchief and nd fights and und finally she sho lets so go and front there to the cn end she is limp as a rag raS' and starts I laughing In a hopeless h helpless s Idiotic sort of oC Va way when there lher there Isn't t a thing thing- In n the tl world doing Ezra Kendall never no sal said a funny thing In his lire life an and you rou can prove It There isn't a le reasonable ona lc passage in ht his play pla- time there you ou sit and laugh and cr cry and I groan gioan and hope your ribs dont don't float away for tho they certainly cor- cor seem loo loose c. c It Isn't funn funny but ut you jou ou laugh i Wherefore fun like fun like gold gold Is la where you ou find it H. |