Show POLITICAL J PHAGOCYTES New Neit York Tribune The political pathologist of the New York Times rimes has been examining the Democracy and amid refuses to lo recommend It I for life Insurance He lie le hem has haJ felt fel Its Is pulse looked hooked at Its Is tongue microscopically examined specimens of oC Us its Is blood and amid reports that It has line no white corpuscles corpuscles cor cor- or phagocytes those policemen police police- Ilce- Ilce men of the time system which pounce on and destroy disease germs arid keep hoop the time bod body from falling a prey pley to every malady about Only Onlo so can camm ho lie explain explain ex ex- plain time the Democracy's Invariable habit of or catching catching every political disease disease dis dis- ease with wih which it comes In iii contact The Thc scientist says ys Why Vh Is It that the tho Democratic party Cal falls a a. n PIC prey pney to all al Infections and offers offers of ot- fers ferR n a helpless 11 hospitality to every germ genii that wriggles les Into its Is neighborhood neighbor neighbor- hood hool Secession seized upon It I forty forty- six mix Ix years ago and it I was not on Its Is feet reet again for tOI four twenty years years While In tim that debilitated state It I fell fella a victim to greenback amid then went and anti got its Is system full Cul of or free ee silver bacil bacilli It I Is always alwa's allIng all all- ai- ai Ing and seems real really to Invite In Invasion Invasion In- In from every malady And Amid now It Is undergoing a n virulent attack atack of oC Hearst If I 11 it I survives sUI that with wilh wih the tIme Connors Conners and amid Murphy complications wh why then thel nothing over o can cami kill I II it I Irhe Time The sad sati sd state stale of or the time patient patent Is rendered rendered ren ren- dered tiered all ni the time more mOe distressing b by time the thC aggressive robustness of the time Republican can party part It I not riot on only has good red blood but plenty Ilent of white corpuscles also There Timer Is 1 the time Republican party part old wrinkled and amid we honestly honesty belee believe believe be be- lieve le e full ful of or sin that never cat catches hes anything but time the offices It I has been exposed to all ni kinds of oC dangers Time The tree free silver germ rioted all al about It ItIn I In iii such numbers that the tIme Democrats were sire s It I would woul have the time disease and were planning to rush it I off of to 10 tolie the lie arid and the they hoped on onto onto onto to the time morgue But Instead it proved Immune while the time Democracy contracted con- con an nn almost fatal attack of silver The Time Times pathologist doesn't quite quie understand the time case Ho lie Is sure the Republican party part Is sinful he lie thinks 11 it I hypocritical hut but admits admit that It I plays Its Is part well wel It I puts forward Its Is best hest men wins the time peoples people's confidence con con- though he believes It does loes loesCO CO fool l them and anti all al tho time while It re respects re- re the Democracy's monopoly of infection for Us Its Is own health is In Insolently In- In fine The TIme party of oC Roosevelt Roose eH and ane Taft Tar and amid Root and Higgins and amid Hughes and Armstrong which takes hold of scandals laud land fm frauds consular consular consular con con- sular abu abuses es railroad rebates lawlessness Insurance evils Il e and all ni time the rest resl and amid regardless s of oC threats or pulls corrects them has hns not merely a pious appearance hut but a ro robust robust robust ro- ro bust moral muon-al force Corce That Is 18 why It I Is not riot a pre prey to o el every temptation to political Irregularity and wh why even when It Is with some sonic slight I ill It I easl easily throws It off of amid goes on 01 th Us its Is work The TIme people trust It I because because be be- cause caus they know that lint It I gives them faithful service er and will wi not like hike tho the Democracy contract and threaten to Infect the time nation naton with every dangerous danger danger- ous and amid disgusting disease with wih which It can como come In lii contact The Thc Times Is right The Time difference between the time parties Is vital vital vital-of oC of blood bloo and anti const const- lulion The Time Democratic hOt body has haN a natural am nit for Cor disease germs The Time gern Republican bod body ii is full ful of phagocytes |