Show LITTLE LITLE STORIES OF TODAY I Everybody In Salt Sal Lake knows s Billy Everybody In Salt Silly BI E Lake Lako knew equally well trell a few years I ago a certain Jaw lawyer or wJ who o made his home honne hOft lucre hero Ho lie Jo had a a soo good 1 deal of oC eta a reputation at the time bat bar but bul his huts reputation tion ton for Cor being being a n lh physical h as US well ci as ns a amoral moral immoral coward was as more pronoun pronounced ct Kven his hits closest friends s reeo recognized frell his weakness and amid Wl were ro wont to pla iila Jokes joles upon him to test his bravery braver Ono One day ilay Jr one omie of the lawyers lawyer's cronies Oll met Silly Billy on the stairs leading lead leath- SI Uly ing lug to th the tho office of oC the lie lawyer and anda Immediately evolved a practical prank ed himself in the time brain of f time the th cron crony See here hilly Billy he lie called caled you ou go goUt JO and So n up Ut Into Into- the office of Ho oll tho the and amid walk Into Inlo hl his room 1001 ant amt amid toul when whelm he hue turns urns and asks you ou a ques ulues- lion iou dont don't nn answer him Just jUHl MamIn Mam In lon the lie middle of or the floor 1001 and amid un bark No matter what he says to o you 0 1 no m matt matter l what he lie attics asks you Billy lly you OU Just und un bark and and yoi watI- watI you ll come downstairs s Ill I'll Il e cI give you ou a delIa dollar del dol Ia lar r Th Time The crony followed Billy upstairs standing at a convenient distance and amid this Is about what whal ho hue heard beau Bellon ho boy what do jou ou want v Bo wow wow ow-wow What hal are arc you doing here wow Bow-wow-wow wow Bow wow low What hat In h Ii- Ii I is the be matter mater with you ou Then Timen tho timo man made a wild wid leap for forlie forthe the lie door doO an and amid got bot on the tIme outside Just Justas as time the Il crall crony sauntered carelessly up an and started to go into kite the time office of oC tho lie lawyer lawyor had just escaped Cled from rom noun He Ito was stopped however howe by the tho lawyer Jawer who clutched at his sleeve and shouted For Gods God's sake dont don't go In Imi there theres there's a man In there lucre with wih hydrophobia hydrophobia hydro hydro- phobia And Amid the time lawyer n er still lives In the belief that he lie one ole day duy had the honor honorof of a visit Isit from a victim of hydro phobia phi obia o 0 S Young doctors as well pH as 38 young of other professions often oren have lave an ami exaggerated Idea itira Ihm of their own Importance or rather of the time Importance Im Im- of oC tho the title tile they obtain upon ullon their course at the time l medial medi dl cal al school An Ami Instance of oC this was wa noted not long bug since in tim one otto of oC the lie big jIg of oC the time city The rue engineer at al the time hospital who I did ll lie tho work of or a gotten general utU utility man as well troll had a heavy y piece of furniture to lo lift lt one morning and turning to the lie said salui Mil Sa Say M M- M culling the time doctor b by his ils last Jast name numo give me lt a lift It on 01 this I will vill you OU call said the What did ll you ou me inc oun M. M L D. D as he lie scowled at tiu thu engi engineer a e e r. r Wh Why I cal called d you M M- M Isn't that hat your name nale I want you OU to ca call me mo Dr M M- M returned the time doctor Time The en engineers engineer's turn came camo next morning niom He lie was l passing through one of the time wards warts of time the tw hospital when Dr M r- r called culled to him Sa Say Say Jim come comae COne hero here re a minute What Whal did you YOl call me mite asked Jim Jim replied tho he doctor that hat your our name minnie name to call me Engineer I 1 want you ou cal replied Jim Jima with wih Injured dignity an and amid then he put ofT off of to tell some of oC the time orderlies how ho lie had loAth played even orl 10 I with wih the time fresh resh Int lne |