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Show THE INTER-MOUNTAIN -~-. x REP UBLICAN, as os pts roy J nG aaa) AI f Ly S Me SUNDAY, APRIL A ted foes ft/MELINDY Ss! ASTER! t fist "| nd ; CITY, Pa pete ek oO» LA SALT LAKE 7 K AH SEENIMELINDY ALONE. IN Ht EZ OMY SAT 2fU Ct DEUr LES MaAT- T runt EASTAH Too'. TELL MCW ADATT BIT AN LOS DE GARDEN FAR r LINDY GOT DAT GABDEN YET VCH GN TOD MUH = KINKY MATeY -/1 © GOLA TH 4 . Look That Way. Weel Do most irls keep Ter Wink Well lo Judge troy lumber of marriages at. Baster onl thing the seem to keep is par th thie com- ora el NO EXPLANATION. ‘Jim "nid the bigger tramp us he wWwirmed up the coffee what' thi ‘ore: Lent ‘ e been havi r Can't i replied the sm er ol Has it got ymethin' le ith religion? Mebbe." "Wall, what's East Dunno," "Hain't it a day thin'?"" Mebbe "But don't vou HE WAS Obvious. Tattle really Do vou believe on he suggested by the eathen {t. know I it? Believe panties of 'em making out bills for Easter - Was glad Easter custo heathe The bonn Young festival we are celebrating {, 100, ee oT ilive ul mit 23 tbout most ; = ae ye newspaper the financial i Ye "T i | o1 m<¢ BUSINESS. f see that you are reading| column of your paper?" jealous i fru judge from business?" I am ‘Have you a | rejolein' : 3 said the fatherly old treet to a young man ios a reading was who old man th ; of know?" that you are ae natural forte for / ONLY busiee thir , sir, and a lawyer told I had o1 a day or two ago." Why did h judg: Of" V lo wa married a year ago rid} ing found that I could not live haypopill with my wife lL decided on tting a divores The lawyer advi ad tha I wait another month, but | ordered the ease put right through il ones ry lea "IT The dun Lady-Aha! de him wid de business. I Easter bonnit . know'd I'd keteh)} And as think that so by I busil saved it." a $20 Jor the comic writ back tried weeklies 4 | "Whats havin'? | Merely to a Game you talking to Where in the ~Earl-Wasn't picking bad > Papa-Playing what? Earl--Easter dress. It's a get a new dress. language new We game. pepe oe oat <n you pick 7 up such did ; was She playing was my Faster wife ae bac Of and He | hat | dress wanted this ‘ere Lent we've Tact bags tr L dun Don in tl Ont What cassl de i Wh at ] 1] u out: Easter o1 as othe! only oO I mean ot I ly th u we or}i Je skassly." Werr a M Jones-Don't you think Bob Hardkoft is foolish to get married? it|The doctor says he can't live over a year! Mr. Jones-He's very foolish-those ehaps usually live longer than any- bi pl ttention to i i mu comehow upon Bas- I ey but of | look Joe 10 eg together, body else been SURPRISE. | | course T do' Mrs. Justwed-But is perfectly killing? Mr istwed Re eet ie : re t { 5 | ae Beas, even Tes; : killing ° Was if the The it did Goose. cost goose $50, that don't laid you the think my golden Easter egg that Didn't = = Mr. Ea my hat | | wonder cer the! and d | Torseks "4//| a just bought great and had it sent home joke price mark on the difference! it She'll her Mrs Cunning I guess a/o.y‘hats after - Cater) would this. - Arthur, better I could with a good deal better for been awfull cheated never | (yj ry same hat in with a $10 mark on It. buy my haye done $20 You've Why, I saw the windows ; yi AS her * Manbrell Wanted x to Know, Landlady-tIn honor of the day TI am giving you Baster eggs for breakfast The Guileless One-Very nice, indeed ir-which Easter do they date j| from? BAaxer_, \t the Landlady as Boarding House. Yes, Mr. Hashly, at this I always provide for f my humble home a diet gs-not trom you insinuate, +e Hashly-You can't convince me| i\madam. that Jast Easter's Eggs are} | appropriate this Easter dinner That's | all I'm kicking about. 4 engi! oS J have Y, Her overshoeyand, | Goorce $10, Tve e+ But she 1s foolish / who for $20 know once more; | | wife! oe The sprindtime, || Cunning-I dear, | » D | | an world . ie } "They have boiled eggs on that day." "Of course." Vhy do they have ‘em boiled inistead of friec The teacher took two hours to think it over and then got away from the schoolhouse without making an exJoe Kerr. planation | I hear than Strike me f I do \ lL know ibout it is that last Easter 1 struck seven houses right along before got a bite to eat, and then because I }wanted the coffee warmed up I was Irun in by a cop and got 90 day ys It | may , of rejoicin', but I hain't | takin any chances this year." | Joe Kerr. | if it eggs Then you are a very thiek-headed jboy and I am ashamed of you. You can sit down." | "Teacher," asked Johnny "vou know all about Easter, don't you?" | | to whip-you. led | ' I ot 1 u I 1 it JOHNNIE'S Papa-FEarl, I is ! We SKASSLY. acy ‘ , dia "Johnny," said th e teacher, I was telling you all about China yesterday. | What. goods does she send over to America? " "I forget." Doesn't she send raw silks?" [ guess so?' But don't you know?" "Nope." | a ' tato Waster | | shall have T anguage" of for Kerr Scribbler-All of the poems I classical subjects alw: come Ruyter-Too "bad! Have you on it." a ty bonnet demand '\drink some hard elder, tell of how we licked the British at Bunker Hill, and ith | then take anothe drink and go home. Welivad re willin' to die for our coun- ss3 "T me j ! greater engaged Jest The Held-up-What c Jo The Hold Up-I want of the vou want? to give up Season It's Lent COMPETITION cam A CONSISTENT MAN. A fore horse driven by an old darkey bea cheap express wagon had fallen the street, and a policeman |hauled justice } to the and old man charged before the police him with cruelty animals. . He deseribed the horse to be merely |skin and bones, and asserted that the animal couldn't have had a good feed for aa Moses, how is it?" was asked, am a lookin' purty bad. s the reply, "but it hain't ‘ze a strict hand to keep Lent, sah." "But what has Lent got to do With Ree "Jest dis, jedge Ize a consistent man I don't keep Lent and hale" starve myself and let dat ole hoss kick up gol A She-But how for my money, He can I be (thoughtfully) -Well, sure you Fair of pee your might love? You give away may your be money marrying before me . mar- riage She-To whom? He-Why, to me, of course. his heels on a full to come to jt, too," Test. \ "What are you scratching up the man's ‘Umph! i heard him say that he had oul a protest,' She garden planted for, my 7, dear?" some eggplant here, and I'm not going to let : him get all the glory of furnishing Easter eggs with- choir He right lly. Joe Of Course. -The new tenor singer use to be a locksr -No wonder he always key, then. nith He' s Kerr, ‘ jn hits . me the |