Show the average man earns much I 1 less ass than his wife thinks him capable of ike ma may be a grand sweet s song but one me cart cant get much harmony out of it in A flat married men as a rule do not lie from film choice but their wives will persist in asking such tool fool questions when aften a man Is sure that his friends never say unkind unbind things of him he ta is ore that all his friends are dead wh when en a prima donna gets a note too 1110 she abe drops her voice that probably bl accounts for many of the cracked voices we hear there are lots of little things that wise men do not understand but it is aerially tene Ae rally believed that hens lay eggs because they cant stand them on end sagasta frequently rema remarks ks that spain Is perfectly calm at first fiance that seems to be a foolish lie but perhaps she has been metaphoric ony put to sleep new yorks anti swearing ordinance has 1128 been defeated the public feeling that tha anything that will cramp the expression of a person forced to live in new york can not be tolerated when we read that we reaffirm our allegiance to the principles of equality and justice which have always made pur our party etc we unconsciously feel that war is a brief passing fancy and that politics is the only real thing when spelling reform Is urged we may say that spelling has already been reformed for example we do not now spell all the ahe words in a well known verse odthe of the last chapter of st lukes gospel as they are spelled in bible where it appears thus and thus it crist to and rise agen fro deeth in the da day and pen aunce and re remis 1 loun of to be prechia in his name into aue alle felkis at Ja americans who visit france and italy and come home with complaints of the inferiority of our roads would do well io remember that this country Is 19 stilt still young that our population is comparatively small and is spread over wide vide spaces and that we have had our hands full of the business of setting up national housekeeping and training a wild continent to civilized uses but cur countrymen are a practical folk folka mm and d now that the good roads movement inena has bas fairly begun it Is sure to spread mm from sm sea to sea and train from the rivers to the ends eads of the land the advent of the bicycle helps t the coming propulsion of carriages by storage age batteries lat teries will help mare and mean valle every enlightened owner owne rofa of a vehicle or a draft A animal M 2 la 13 quick to see where the economy comes id and the invention and use of road building machines is creating a new art and a now new Tr tt ry surprising as the development of electricity in practical ways has been during the past twenty years it re kuhis quires a statistical exhibition of the subject particularly on the financial alft elft Bi deto furnish an adequate picture of th this progress says saya bradstreets Bradi A recent cant examination avni on of the subject fur alphea come Interest interesting lAg details dOt alls for la instance stance it is stated that as recently 1 s IM 1884 the total investment in elec appliances throughout the uni cited aed SL states alft did ald not cot aggregate much er while at the pre kresment time the total capitalization of electrical railroad lighting and other con can berns P y Is AT put putdown down as jiffy auy U the miles ot electrical rill rail aa eva today in the ite united represent A capitalization at its j 4 of if about child ifie ae pelf electrics ugh tin ak stations and the ton are ellered ta investment ot hil 1 ibid lii in thil the tel CIL anotle BaL than i OL rs r s L a A Z Z 5 SA f j ea if I 1 ancamp u ra rl 11 1 aak ille 4 att 4 63 atiat th 0 68 at low so T 1 IM 9 wm d natural C wealth 4 Is i Sl ri ope ll 11 W WY sr a atean 3 how fload R af ya s wc afe R i to cook corn the wise camper will lay the ears on the coals wrapped aped in their husks and when the husks re quite burned oft off the c corn 0 rn is CO cooked aked de if one Is where shad abound the fish can be fastened to an oak shingle and turned before the fire till done when it will be found fou n d to have a fine flavor of the oak all this noise 7 thre the boston girls have grone gone to quoting Emer ems fi again there Is no hanging tn in mexico and out side ride what concerns the army aria and th brigands brigande bri gands no capital puni punishment ament maria I 1 missed yo you us dreadfully dread rully tully while I 1 w was as in the army Is that SC soa they permit you to find fault with w alth the cook |