Show TilE THE VALUE OF THE TilE SEXES l Thomas Jefferson Putnam who vho is connected with the Colorado Colorado Colorado Colo Colo- rado College and calls himself Specialist in rural Devilment reports that his wife recently read rend him the chi eld scientific determination of the value of a man man from a mineral standpoint The scientists say that the ingredients of a man manare manare are arc Fat enough for a bar of laundry laundry laundry laun laun- dry soap Iron enough for two nails Lime enough to whitewash a chicken coop Phosphorus enough for a box of matches Sulphur enough to rid a dog of flees These ingredients would cost about 89 cents at any corner drug store Mrs Putnam said so much about this that Thomas Jefferson couldn't sleep until he had figured out the value of a woman Woman he says has been proven to contain Starch enough to be stuck on herself Brass enough to butt in any any- where Potassium enough to explode a toy pistol Gall GaU enough to embitter the male disposition Paint enough for an Italian sunset sum Powder enough to blow up a Perfume enough to gas a regiment All of which can be had i in n any department store for 32 cents He woke his wife to tell teU her this and next morning Thomas Jefferson got his own oft rr breakfast |