Iron County Record | 1925-12-18 | Page 9 | His a Great Life If You Don't Weaken

rs Is A GREAT LIFE IF YOU DONT DON'T WEAKEN 0 Man Mm comes into this world his consent and leaves against his will During his hison ay y on earth his time is spent one continuous round of cones con cone ties rica es and misunderstanding the balance of the species In his infancy he is an angel his boyhood he is a devil in ins s 8 manhood he is everything om a lizard up in his duties is 1 a fool if he raises a fam- fam he is a chump if he doe doesn't me m P e C is a chump if he raises a apeck peck colt celt he is a thief atul aIle then the j end orl raises the devil with him he is a man he is a poor ager and has no excuse if is rich he is dishonest but considered smart if lie he is in politics you cant can't place him as ashe ashe astie he tie is an undesirable citizen citizen if i itie he tie goes to church he is a hypocrite hypocrite hypo hypo- crite if he stays away he is a sinner and damned if he donates donates do do- nates to a foreign mission he does it for show if he doesn't doesn he tie is stingy and a tight wad When first he comes into the world everyone w v fits ants ts to kiss kis him before he goes out they al all want to kick him If he dies die S young there was a great future e before him if he lives to a n rip rIpI e old age he is simply in the wand wa wag wagi y i and nd living to avoid funeral ex I This li life e is a funny road buwe buwe bu but t we all like to travel it just th the C ye same same So lets let's get on the job I progress J