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Show MARRIED LIFE If marriage is a failure it must be a case of heart failure. A fussy wife says that the most annoying an-noying tiling next to a man in the house is a fly. It takes a featherweight wife to make a heavyweight husband shake In his shoes. A bachelor says a mule Is the most obstinate thing on earth, but married men know better. The apostle of what he Is going to-do to-do makes a mighty poor handy man around the house. After a man has been married a week he begins to unlearn a lot of things he knew about women. A married man thinks that he could have saved a lot of money if he had remained a bachelor, but be couldn't. |