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Show HE KNEW A BETTER PLAN Tobe Sagg Naturally Unable to Understand Under-stand the Situation of the Unfortunates Un-fortunates in Russia. "There hain't nuth'in special In the paper today," replied an acquaintance acquaint-ance who had been interrogated by Tobe Sagg of the Fiddle Creek neighborhood. neigh-borhood. "Except that It says 4.000,-000 4.000,-000 folks will starve to death In Rooshy this winter If they don't get help." "Well, they ort to starve if they liain't got no better sense than to stick right there in Rooshy when times is that a-wny," was the disgusted disgust-ed answer. "When things gets to such a pass with me that it looks like something has got to be did I hook up the bosses to the wagon, pour a gourdful of water on the fire, call the dogs and take the family over to Okla-homy Okla-homy to visit my wife's kin." Kunsns City Star. |