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Show Sometimes Pays Well to Be Slow on Golf Links Golfers playing the course of a golf club near New York were being held up as usual, hole after hole, by the one player whom nothing but a bomb would have Induced to move more quickly. At last the patience of a follower was exhausted. Going forward for-ward nnd addressing the leisurely player he said: "I'll give you SJo If you will resign your membership at this club." Later the slow player sought the secretary and complained he had been Insulted by a member, and related the circumstance. "You did not accept the offer, did you?" asked the secretary. "Certainly not," was the indignant reply. "You did quite right to hold out." answered the secretary gravely. "I know several members who will give you much more than that." |