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Show Smart Dog. "I've just paid three dollars for an alarm clock, and I consider it positively positive-ly disgraceful '." grumbled Brown one evening. "But why buy an alarm clock?" answered an-swered Jones. "I have a dog that Is as good as any alarm clock. He barks every morning at 5 :30 o'clock." "What a wonderful dog !" remarked Brown, without much enthusiasm. "Yes," continued Jones, "all I have to do is to get out of bed and hit the dog, and then he barks, and I know it is time to get up." |