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Show He Got a Had Fiver. "Ha! ha! by Jove, you know" he said ns ho entered the Gratiot avenue station the other day, "but I'vo beea done up, you know." "HowT asked tho sergeant. "I was going along a street up here, by jove! when a chap run Into me with such force as to knock mo down, you know, lie insisted on paying: mo damages, by jove!" "What damages T' "To my plug hat, by jove! It rolled In tho dust, you know. He insisted on paying mo a dollar, and rather than hurt his feelings feel-ings I accepted. Ilognvemo a river, and I returned him tho change." "Welir "Well, hero's the flver, and .'tS a d'ad broken bank, by jovet Took it into four places, but it's no go,, The chap put up the job on me, by jove! and I'm four ca.-es out of pocket, you know. Hal hal but I must bo green, by jove very gvceu, indeed. What would you adviso me to do, by joveT1 Detroit De-troit Free Press, |