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Show SOME SPCY SPARKS It is much easier to get a sweetheart sweet-heart than it is to get rid of a wife. The .peacemaker should always be prepared to defend himself against; both sides to the controversy. When a free press was guaranteed to the constitution it was nut intended inten-ded that readers should let their subscriptions go unpaid. Don't slow down on the road to success and wait for the other fellow to get ahead. The alm.igh.ty dollar covers a rnulth tude of queer transactions. A clever politician is one who is able to cover up his tracks. Many a girl who can't sing is afflc-ted afflc-ted with the idea that she can. It is easier for the modern girl to knit her brows than darn her hose. Rain falls on .the just and unjust alike, but the umbrellas are not as impartially distributed. Usually things. used only a short time go out of fashion, but the alphabet al-phabet is seldom used for rnore than a spell, yet is always in vogue. The devil may be to pay, but if he'd give receipts many would ffud; they have paid him in full several times. If the government owned the telegraph tele-graph and telephone systems, wouldn't would-n't there bq some wire-pulling for jobs every four years. |