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Show Will' V) ALMOST A BAD BLUNDER. The apartment house owner called up the apartment house dweller and asked him to come and see him. Aud the apartment house dweller obeyed the summons with fear and trembling. When he arrived in die oilice, the owner own-er said : "I am sorry, sir, hut we shall have to ask you to vacate your apartment at once. I was not aware when I leased the flat to you that you had children." "But we have no children." protested the renter, in amazement. "What put that into your head?" "Other residents of the building have complained that they were kept awake by a baby crying in your apartment." apart-ment." "Nonsense ! That was one of our dogs howling. He sounds just like a kid sometimes." "In that case, I must apologize. A natural mistake and you know one can't be too careful. Sorry to have-disturbed have-disturbed you good morning." Cleveland Cleve-land Plain Dealer. |