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Show hearts and accede to these demands, de-mands, he will be forced to commit a rash act resign his agency. This no doubt would have the desired effect. It would at least set them thinking. 'Where, O, where," they would argue, ''can we find another to rep resent us on that lonely unsheltered, unshel-tered, unprotected Three Mile Creek moor? There is but one. His name is Horsley. Then to retain him, and reward him for dumping Conference Con-ference shekels into our cofl'ers, shekels which we deserved no more than we expected, we will comply with his demands. We open our optics. The station shall be built. The Brigham people- are no longer Chinamen or Niggers in our eyes lo and behold they are white men! Agent Horsley, Hors-ley, accept our thanks. Hereafter, your commission on all Conference tickets sold is raised ten per cent.: and you shall he given passes not only for your family, but for all your cousins and your aunts. AVc kiss your check. Adieu." "sot a hap mm, A Sum Metliod ir Mi-Kliig tlio Iron H.-nrt of ilii' S. r. S. P. Agent Win. Horsley is said to carry the future prosperity of Brighaiu in his inside pocket the melting of the S. P. heart. This is the course to pursue. For him, in bis nlljcial capacity, to .lis patch a lire and brimstone epistle to the chief niogulsof that grand old monopoly. In this letter set forth in blood and thunder words that he j has a want. This w ant is empty, lie j desires it tilled. That he is tired 1 of championing a company from ! the top of o leaky '':lr clr 1e' ' i i.i ' e l.,.,,ul. ..ill. Uinu lone o 31 . v. i". -in .li-n, ...... i the north winds whistling through ; his whiskers keen and cold. That , ' unless they forthwith build ample I station rooms w hieh he can laud ' i into marble palaces to the intended traveler, and in which he can treat J patrons a Utile better than domestic domes-tic animals yea, unless the great I S. P. lords of the land soften their |