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Show Stern Remonstrance. "I've been reading an article oa electricity, John,'' said a gossiping woman wo-man to her husband as she laid down a copy of a technical newspaper she had been perusing and looked over her glasses at her better half. "An-j, it appears that before long we'll be able to get pretty well everything we. want just by touching a button." "It will never pay here," growled the husband. "You would never be,-able be,-able to get anything in that way." "Why not, John?" "Because nothing on earth would ever make you touch a button. Look at my shirt." Labor Clarion. |