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Show Almost Got Into Trouble. Miss Oldmaid opened her garden gate, a yapping little lapdog shot out like a catapult and snapped at the bare knees of some -ittle toddlers who were passing. A special constable thought it his duty to give the little beast a slap and push it back into its own garden. Miss Oldmaid saw him do it and descended de-scended upon him in wrath. "How dare you !" she cried. "How dare you hit my boofoo wee Trotty ! You horrid man ! You brute ! If you don't go away this moment, I'll I'll call a policeman !" |