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Show WILL HAVE TO RESCUE FATHER. Skating on Thin les Is Dangerous, Especially for Rich Widowers. Edmund Lamy, the skating champion, cham-pion, said the other day at Saranac Lake, according to the Toronto Mail and Express: "Skating on thin ice is very dager-ous. dager-ous. I heard two sisters daughters of a aged millionaire widower talk-ig talk-ig the other day about it. " 'Did you hear about poor pa's heroism?" hero-ism?" the first sister said. 'That beautiful chorus girl, Tottie Tights, broke through the ice this morning, and pa plunged in and rescued her.' The second sister bit her lip. "'Well,' she said. 'How dreadful! Now we'll have to rescue pa.' " |