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Show REMARKS BY THE CHILDREN Amusing Comments That Have Been Gathered by a London Woman. Some amusing remarks by children are told by Mrs. Bull (London). A little girl of three and one-hall years defined a wedding as "It's when a lady goes into church with a curtain cur-tain on her head and comes out with a man." Another little girl remarked to her grandpa that her doll was stuffed with sawdust. Grandpa asked: "And what are you stuffed with, Dorothy?" whereupon this sage of three replied: "I don't know. God stuffed me." Another little girl was talking about her Sunday-school lesson and the two Johns of whom her teacher had told her. "There was John the Baptist," she repeated, "and John the beloved disciple." "There were three," her younger sister gravely corrected. "You didn't name John Bull." |