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Show It's almost as easy to give good advice ad-vice as it Is not to follow It. " i Among Iho things that we wore not 1 thinking of ordering is a new alpha-f alpha-f hut. Persons with no other form of . amusement can watch the days grow longer. It Ib difficult for some men to bo good when they have a good chance to ho ol herwise. A fresh egg of the season cornea straight from a fresh chamber of the cold storage warehouse. St. Louis girl, twelve years old, Wants a divorce. Some of them certainly cer-tainly acquire the habit early Germany has seventeen dirigible war balloons and England Is fortunate fortu-nate In being too busy to worry. A Connecticut woman found a dla-. dla-. mond In a leg of lamb. And she wasn't anywhere near W'insted at the time. A girl umpired a baseball game In California the other day. Those California Cali-fornia women certainly are heroines. An Imperial edict In Pekin orders the cutting off of queues. Switches and rats ought to be cheaper next year. A divorce law has been passed In the Philippines, but It will bo a long tlmo before Manila achieves the fame of Hcno. Every time a Mexican patriot tires of work and longs for a little easy money, he organizes a new "revolution." "revo-lution." Many a man who believes In doing the ci'eaiest good to the greatest number num-ber regards number one as the greatest great-est number. It has been decided by a court that collecting tips Is begging Thus the democratization of the bench proceeds delightfully A Philadelphia physician says that mince pie, taken in moderation, will cure Insomnia. About how many triangles, tri-angles, doctor? New York's new "whispering whistle" for trains would be a great Institution to introduce to Willie, the gifted office boy slflleur. The trouble with the man who goes 'to see a doctor generally Is that he wishes to be cured in a day of ills It has taken him years to acquire. The Tiostonian who claims that the earth Is flat would have been considered consid-ered a wise and conservative man in the days of Christopher Columbus. Jack rabbits with horns are said to be plemiftil in the grand old state of Texas. Since when has Winsted, Conn., been transplanted to Texas? 'Vesuvius has been throwing mud again And yet people who live In the neighborhood probably think that Home. Sweet Home is a great little song If you are a hotel guest, don't give your only pair of trousers to a bellboy, bell-boy, and then go to bed. for a cry of "fire!" would put you In a predlc-" predlc-" m&nt "An eastern highbrow asserts that we are losing our sense of smell." From which we . may infer that he doesn't live in a boiled cabbage neighborhood The household furniture of the future fu-ture may be made of concrete, ns Tom Edison says, but it will b-i necessary to hire a derrick and a freight train on moving day. A jury awarded $300 daibnges to a woman who sued because man failed fail-ed to marry her after sixty proposals. That places a handy and 'ixact price upon a proposal The Irony of fate apptMrs to have been demcnstraied in th-; ;ase of the famous sulgeon who was operated on for appendicitis when his trouble was caused by gallstones It Is announced that shoes are to cost more, and the family man will perhaps teel grateful that a long succession suc-cession of such announcements has made him somewhat callous Reindeer meal is to be shipped from Alaska to Chicago, so that It may be served in the restaurants in Chicago Unless It is going to be a good deal cheaper than steak it will not be likely to cause much of a sensation sen-sation Motor cars In New York last year fcave killed 89 persons and injured 855. Strikes us 'hat it is safer to be a guide or football player than an innocent in-nocent byetander in New York. Judge Mulqueen of New York, on being told that some one had stolen the trousers of a Tombs prisoner, observed: ob-served: "You would better make a most thorough investigation or this. It would be a great calamity to find thieves in the Tombs." Some wouli say, on the contrary, that that is Jus he place lor thieves |