Gunnison Gazette | 1911-12-08 | Page 2 | No Insomnia Here |

Type	issue
Date	1911-12-08
Paper	Gunnison Gazette
Rights	No Copyright - United States (NoC-US)
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Article Title	No Insomnia Here
Type	article
Date	1911-12-08
Paper	Gunnison Gazette
Page	2
OCR Text	Show No Insomnia Here. Mrs. Eastside Now thet you've got so rich, I should think you'd be afraid o' burglars. Mrs. McSwimm Sure, I'm not rifeared at all, at all. I've 15 alarm clocks set so that one will go off every half-hour during th' night. Whin a burglar hears one o' them he niver sthops to take anything wid him. Mrs. Eastside But don't they keep you awake? Mrs. McSwimm No, indade. It's not us would be waked up by a little thing like that. Before John got th' pipe contract I used to be a kitchen leddy, and John was a policeman in Philadelphia. New York Weekly.
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