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Show MLSTARD PLASTERS. We hear from good authority that E. A. Box has threatened to sue the Boxelder Building, Benefit and Loan Association for $5,000 for wages due. This reminds 113 of the story of the wolf, the cow and the calf. Once upon a time a little calf with an awful stomach for milk sucked its mother until she grew so weak she could hardly stand. At this stage a wolf appeared appear-ed and pounced upon the calf, bent on devouring it. The mother made one mighty effort, shielded her calf from the wolf and then sank down and died from exhaustion. Seeing itself out of danger, the greedy calf gobbled up the teatand began gorging itself once more. Recently The Bugler published a strong editorial on the increase of immorality am ng a certain class in our city. The article was sanctioned by the best people of the town, many of them congratulat iug us on the street and by letter. But we knew it would stir up those it particularly referred to. How the self-appointed champion of the toughs howls! We say with Pope: If any fool was by our satire bit, Let him hiss loud to show you all he'B hit. Brigham Cit)'', with all due pride lays claim to a lawyer whose ability and success in dealing with technicalities techni-calities are something astounding. Why, he's simply a r h i n oc e ros when it comes to small things. Strange to Bay, he does not confine his technicalities to the law. A short time ago be was disfellow-shipped disfellow-shipped from his church for not being be-ing as straight as the average walking cane. But lo and behold! he digs up a technicality, jumps straddle of it and by heavens, if he doesn't slip back into the church again! |