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Show WHY, CERTAINLY. Mr. J , who prides hlmsoir on his knowledge or history and his ability 15 recall dates and namos accuratoly and Instantly, In-stantly, was callod on tho tolophono: "Oh, Mr. J , do toll mo what wni our President's namn twonty yoars agoV' "Grover Clevoland," promptly answered Mr. j . . . i , "Wrong," camo the unexpected reply. "It was Woodrow Wilson, Just as It Is now. Hal Hal" And tho laugh ended abruptly as tho rocolvor at tho other etift or tho lino was hurrg up. indlanapallB News. "Ho ain't doing anything right now unless ho round something this morning." --National Monthly. i ik. . |