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Show WOULD MAKE MORE ROOM. Once moro tho provorblal wit or Pat. This tlmo it was Senator Honry F. Ashurst or Arizona who told tho story. Tho largo-hearted son or Erin referred to by tho Sonator was digging postholes ono day whon tho boss rambled along to slzo up tho Job. Thon, or course, some elocution. "How aro you making out, Pat?" askod the boss, crJtloally examining the hole the shamrock party was digging. "Foino as silk," answered Pat, kooplng right on with tho work, "as yoz will notice yczsiir " "The work looks all right, Pat," Joko-rully Joko-rully responded tho boss, "but do you think you will ovor be ablo to got all that dirt back In tho hole again?" "No, sor," came tho rapid roply or Pat, "not as it Is now, sor but It's mo Jntlntlon to dig tho hole a llttlo daper." Philadelphia Philadel-phia Telegraph. |