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Show BETTER QUIT. If the lady that you're courting is too fond of gay cavorting Ifl And is causing you expense beyond your means, M You will find it best to drop her, or 3'ou'll come an awful cropper, ffl And j'our bankroll won't be worth a hill of beans. jjfl She may be very pretty and she may be very witty H And most probably is bound to make a hit, Itfl But if for a wife you're looking who will do the chores and kl cooking, III . Yoit will get a bad surprise, so Better Quit. ffal If..you're fat and getting falter and your friends no longer flatter ,1 , X)r comment upon your shapeliness of form, -I . Aiid you find that lunch and dinner do-not make you any thinner l . And your waistline calls out clailyfor reform. I You've been doing t6o much knitting,- spending all your trine I in sitting, I Which is fattening and pleasant, I'll admit, I But yon can't wear tango dresses or invite thc male Caresses ' I If your waistline runs to seed, so Better Quit. 'I If 3'ou find that foolish drinking robs you of the force of thinking, -I And your face is growing whitdr than your nose, I And that every drop of liquor "" 'es youn speech a little thicker, jl " And you've got a thirst thu. nes, but never goes. I Don't )'ou think it's time to it? Are-yoiMnan enough to ; stop it? Don't you think you ought to show a little grit? I You'll be happier and healthy, you will reach the point of I wealthy, If you leave it all alone, so Better Quit. !l If you're bathing in the ocean and you get a sudden notion I That the water farther out looks nice and blue, I And you're full of seaside whisky, feeling good and strong and frisky ! I You had better hesitate before you do. jl To be brave, of course, is splendid, but before your swim is ended U You may get a cramp or" ether kind of fit, I And be Welcomed to the dishes of the hungry little -fishes! I There is lots of fun ashore, so Better Quit. I - -- - - - -- ' -- Jafl |