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Show THE UP-TO-DATE CHURCH. First Minister "Mr. Prosy, how do you manage to fill your church so? I am quite envious of you." Rev. Mr. Prosy. "Trading stamp ten in the morning, double number in the evening. But, Brother Lastly, we have a contract by which no other church in town may obtain the stamps." Judge. Mrs. Spenders "I wonder what will be the popular styles In hats this season?" sea-son?" Mr. Spenders "My dear, women's hats will be divided into two styles this season, as usual Ihe alyle you don't like and the style I can't afford " Illustrated Bits. |