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Show 'l V'v UNBRTDLEDnjOXUHV. Pat.Ef I lived at Sl W-airafloff-Amdfla I'd orHor boiled bacon for dltfner, 'Mike. You're a foolf Yez gits boiled "bacon for dinner now. "PafrEf I lived at the Walladofa-Astoria I'd orjler boilfSd Tjacon for dinner, and when they brought It I'd t'row it away, and I'd say? "Tell wid the Beef Tust! "Bring me a f riled -porterhoiise stak, With smothered onlonfH4 ' Mike "Jtys , a king yez ought to hg, at; yez likfe such mblghty grand ideas! Jown Topics. 1 & Father (at head of stairs) : Ethel, what .time ls:lt?" Ethel (in drawing room): "It's a quarter past tSn, father." Father: "All right Don't forget to start the otbck again after the young man goes out to get hl& breakfast" The New Yorker. & & & , "That fellow Binks is a cannibal." j' "Is that so?" . " "Yes; I saw him eating a lobster the other night." Town Talk. " ' |