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Show I : : J Society-'l&citintering$. J m !!! IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE. , H iv - - H jjfi mm j:, I see the lovely ladies are objecting to Bocoac- H f ' do B ' ' ! As Injurious to the maidens, and the boys' with B ( - out mustachio, B j And since these righteous sisters all have read H the bad Decameron, H j They get their little mallets out,' and straightway B jiiij iJut the hammer on. m iPf Which gives to friend Boccaccio a splendid no- M I W' toriety, fl And now the kids are reveling in most complete M satiety. H They're telling lovely stories which are not ec- M cleslastical H v.. And to say the least are slightly on the order of M fantastical, K I ! I And the moral for these very moral ladles who B advise M , ji Is to talc to bed the adage that "It Pays to Adver- H .51; ttse." ' i m 11 H ' , & & . H j !' REFLECTIONS OF A MARRIED WOMAN. B It takes all of the romance out of a honeymoon B ' ! to go driving with your hvebanda-famiiiy. B A woman will cry over a bunch of-violeter which JM f j comes to her from her platonic friend on her' birth- Hj ! day, but if her husband bands her a-tiundfetrlbllar H l bill, she 'will ask if that is all shff is, to geTr 111 About a year after marriage a woman wishes '! she had spent the time she took running ribbons ; through her underclothes, in learning how to darn BM lf socks. i c B i .Look not upon the Ink when it is red over- B ' drafts are not conducive to swell toilets. - -, A married woman never needs the telephone so muoh as when her husband is obliged to go on a business trip. jc s c Two of the clubs, and the incidents which happened hap-pened therein have furnished fun for the men at least, the past few days, and one charming old fellow fel-low proved his right to belong to the "Sleepers" after hlR stunt at the "Holy of Holies" the other evening. He was missed after a swell dinner some nights ago, and everyone, including his somewhat independent wife, had the impression that he had , become tired and had hied him to home, but this supposition was tar from true. He had become tired sure enough, and had wandered in a somewhat some-what grapey condition to the lower floor where he found a sequested corner, where the night watchman discovered him about four g. m. asleep at the switch. His wife beat him home, by about one hour, and entered prepared for a scene on account of remaining so late. Imagine her joy -' when she discovered that she was in the house 1 flrst, and could "pass him some hot ones upon staying stay-ing out go late, and I am told that he is still ex-a ex-a plaining. It Is nice When they both love. f yV tv The other interesting event happened at a club in a different part of town, where an attor-'v attor-'v ney with a past, and very little future, braced into ' tha, billiard room with a cluster of femininity - which seemed to have the wrong cue. The young boor, and his herd of livestock were pleasantly but firmly told that no matter what key they held they wero in the wrong room, and ; accordingly they beat a somewhat hasty retreat to r seek ruddier quarters in a more Bohemian part of the city, where they could burn their red fire, I drink their lire water, and holler their heads oft to their hearts' content . Isn't It about time that clubs refrained from taking in new members, simply to augment their numbers? The man proposed for membership member-ship should be a gentleman at least, painful as it may be for him. Club servants are not as discreet as they might be, but if they thoroughly knew Jhelr business busi-ness they would probably move to the cities. An instance of innocence, stupidity, or something akin to both, which caused one of the best fellows fel-lows in town all kinds of trouble, was the result pf the vivid truthfulness of a servant who is employed em-ployed at pne of the establishments next to the Club Sandwltch. A lady who contemplated arraformdl entertainment enter-tainment for the evening telephoned the fascinator fasci-nator in the afternoon, asking him to drop In. He explained that he felt inferable, looked worse and was going to his room immediately after dinner. During the evening the party adjourned to the club, and told a waiter to go to his room and see whether he'd have a glass of wine, or a cup I The youth Immediately replied, "Mr. left In a marriage at eight o'clock, and said he was going I There was a gasp such as never emanated pom the Bridge of Sighs, a little bottle was ordered, or-dered, and the party rolled away. I It is somewhat surprising to see our enterprising enterpris-ing old friend, Town Talk, publishing something Bvhich originated In another ofllce, in the office of . ra. dally paper which comes from the far east, Bvlth no credit given, and an entire absence of mmuuuialion marks, lhe paragraph was the one re-Hating re-Hating to the "arrival" of Mrs. William A. Clark Hff(Anna La Chapelle) which appeared some days ago In a Washington paper. The new correspondent correspond-ent must be lazy, or else he needed a good story. & & d Mrs. Bam Newhouse, who will leave for San Francisco with Maxino Elliott lonight, gave a supper In honor of the beautiful actress after the performance on Thursday evening attended by about a dozen intimate friends. The affair was a charming event, and the only function of any size given for Mrs. Goodwin during her visit here. Mrg. Newhouse also entertained at a box party the first night of the play. t & & The Lawson-Bull marriage was a great surprise sur-prise to a couple of disappointed young men, but it needn't have been. The marriage of this charming charm-ing young woman to Mr. Bull was predicted in these columns a couple of months ago, though the quietness with which the date of the wedding was guarded was distinctly a surprise. After a few weeks in California the young people will return to receive the congratulations of their friends, and make this city their future home. v v tv Something happened at a recent dinner on the east side at which it is to laugh. A young man who though married has an eye for the beautiful, was seated next to a very fascinating creature, and it didn't take him long to become extremely Interested In-terested in his new friend. His mama-In-law sat opposite him, and his wife was In a place where the candelabra didn't conceal what was going on. Finally the old lady could stand It neilonger, and In the best German she could summed to her assistance as-sistance (let us hope that it was better than her . English) she severely admonished her son-in-law to cut loose, cut out, or otherwise break clean from the radiant beauty. For answer, he gave her an annoyed look. In a short time she opened her batteries again, still talking the Rhine wine language, ' in the ' ' ' ... . ..i H course of which she reminded him that ho had H one wife, and more children. H Then the beauty, whom she did not suspect jH understood a word of her broadside, said most H politely In German: "Don't be worried, his wife H and children may have him again." H The old lady was staggered. The blow reached H her plexus, and she was very stl)& the rest of the H evening for her supply of languages had been ex- BB hausted and her only cipher had vanished Hfl There haven't been so many line looking wo- H men in so many handsome gowns in any one home H in Salt Lake since the Eden episode, as were seen H at the luncheon recoptlon given by the Ferrys H on Thursday. H The affair took place at the home of the Ned WSM Ferrys, and was given by Mrs. Ned and Mrs. IH Mont in honor of Mrs. Truman, and it was the H largest and most delightful afternoon avont of H the autumn. H The house which without extra decoration Is H very beautiful, was glorious with Boautlos, and chrysanthemums, an orchestra discoursed sweet music during the afternoon, and many charming H matrons and maids assisted in entertaining the M guests. H Those assisting were: Mrs. Hobor M. Wells, j Mrs. E. L. Dodge, Mrs. 0. J. Salisbury, Mrs. O. W. M Powers, Mrs. James A. Miner, Mrs. Welton, Mrs. David B Hempstead, Mrs. R. B. Harkness, Mrs. fl E. O. Howard, Mrs. B. X. Smith, Mrs. Frank Jon- H nlngs, and the Misses Anna McCornick, Katherlne M Judge and Lillian Woodward. M w w v jH And now the ladles of the Literary Club an- M nounce that they want public baths. That may bo jH all right, but one would think1 that It would bo Mi nicer to have dne's own tub at home. Modern H plumbing is so Inexpensive. m Continued on page j, M 1 E?l U H Society Continued, H The W. E. Kisers entertained at a supper fol-loWing fol-loWing the first night of "Her Own Way" in hon-Hor hon-Hor of a number of Mrs. Riser's old friends who Hare in the company. B & & & H Dr. and Mrs. McEnery entertained at dinner Bbn Wednesday evening in honor of the Misses HMiller. They also gave a dinner and theatre par-Hpy par-Hpy Thursday evening. B 5 tJV tJC H Thursday was surely startling after the'com-Hpiete the'com-Hpiete lull of the past weeks. The luncheon-recep-Htion given by Mrs. Ned and Mrs. Mon,t Ferry in Btlie afternoon was followed by a number of in-B in-B formal dinners, there were any number of theatre parties, followed by suppers of various importance, UK the largest being given by Mrs. Sara Newhouse, MB and Mrs. W. E. Kisor. H ? V 0l HK That vfa a ver? fine looking young luncheon JBBthat Clarence McCornick gave at the Country Hciub on Wednesday, it was in honor of Mrs. Nat fflHc. Goodwin, and the other guests were Mrs. Sam BNowhouse and Charles Cherry. H & ? & K That was a peach of a first night audience on E Thursday, but there was one gallant top-knot that Bwaved on the head of a lady who Is quite "impos-Hsible" "impos-Hsible" socially which really spoiled the perspective. Blt was probably her own hair for her credit is Hgood, but she ought to save the effect for the fam-Hily fam-Hily Christmas tree. The Lord knows that is the Konly tree the family will ever have. B & & & H:. The ladies of St. Marks' guild will hold their jBannual Christmas fair about the first of December. HfHome-mado clothes for the dolls will be a spo-Krjtalty,' spo-Krjtalty,' and the ladies ask that mothers refrain jHfrom purchasing until looking over the stunning K)roductlons which will bo on exhibition. ff & & ym The two principal lunches at the Country Club J$5on Wednesday were given by Mrs. F. G. Griffin Hf and Mrs. Carl Roberts. HH S i gHL Mrs. George K. Fisher entertained at dinner IK at the Country Club on Tuesday. Wm & & K Mrs. George Y. Wallace, Mrs. Edmund Wilkes Wm and Mrs. Hoyt Sherman were among those who JfS entertained informally during the week. |