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Show AND YAKITY YAK . . . . . . .Didja hear about that sheep rancher who figured if he crossed a bear with a sheep he would have an animal that would grow wool while hibernating, and not eating, in the wintertime. The hybrid was a success, only trouble being the sheep part didn't grow wool fast enough to cover the bear part, (we thank you, Al) On "91" In this humidity and heat need a cool drink stop in at Austin and Nellie Heywood's and say hello, give them the latest local news, and drink a wonderful COLD glass of Kootbcer at the new "Frostop" in Cedar City. Now that "Wally" is opening his "shop" we have some equipment we've been trying to get rid of: a pair of coveralls that need only a patch or two, several large drills, an old bag of cement. We've waited so long for a dentist, and I do think that we should now be glad we have DR. LEE (or if you prefer, DR. WALLY) having a DENTAL OFFICE in town. We're still trying to figure out what sort of kick those kids got out of sawing down the road signs on the Lake road, If they keep on, they'll wind up begging for a saw to saw their way out of steel bars. Last Tuesday we watched our neighbor make futile attempts to climb a wire fence around her home figured she was testing her white sack dress for merits of climbing, etc. Then she sneaked up to the gate and ran on to her porch. All that maneuvering took place because she was afraid of the Pinto that was tied up by the gate! |