Show TRICKS TRIGS FOR TEENS I IBy By NANCY PEPPER Mock l Turtle The latest fashion to turn into a fad is the long sleeved turtle neck cotton knit T Youre You're wearing it in white only and you youtie youtie tie one of your shaded shaded shaded shad shad- ed silk under the roll collar with I Ithe the long ends hanging hang bang ing down in back On the front of your turtle neck shirt you wear your trickiest pin or set of at matching matching match- match ing big pins At a CALLING ALL GIRLS fashion show snow held up in Stamford Conn we counted no less than eight of these shirts similarly in inthe inthe inthe the first row of the audience I Your favorite teen department has the T shirts you have the so scads so what I. I are you waiting for for for-a a date data with Lon McAllister Time Marches On Oh happy the days when dates were for tor eating And happy the days when dates were for tor learning But now youre you're a teen there theres no retreating retreating- Dates are for making breaking breaking- and yearning You Said It and It-and and Youre You're Glad Well Mock l My lUy Ex of surprise which you could transpose to mean Well Shock My Modesty Only It wouldn't be so much fun that tha t way Glad to Hear If Your W Your comment on any good news Sad to Hear It Ditto UtI-Ditto Ditto on aD any h bad ri news Concoct a Very Witticism Very formal for for- mal anal for pop a corny Your Red Va Wagon Wagon That's That's on That's your worry Ick Icky Bird New name for tor a drip and no relation to the Dicky Bird who announces spring in that thai popular song T Man Top Man Top man formerly known as your O. O A A. A O. O Once In a Red fled Moon Indicates Moon Indicates a 3 much longer interval than the traditional Blue Moon I Wish Your Mother Had Raised Ducks Instead This Instead This This retort can mean only one thing that you wish the person to whom youre you're talking had never been born Chee You Chee You pipe it In a mousy voice and it means menn wonderfuL wonderful wonder wonderfuL fuL It also means youve you've been spinning Rose Murphys Murphy's platters platter Well as the man said when he followed the fire Are engines engine I wan wanto want I Ito to see what's cooking TRI TRIXIE yIE TEEN SAYS SAYS- Youre You're so engrossed In how bow youre you're going to look for this Important date that you haven't given much thought though to how youre you're going to sound You know hes he's a big basket ball baU player play play- er you know hes he's a bug for aviation aviation aviation avia avia- tion you know hes he's majoring In history history his his- tory and economics at school They're all clues to his bis interests interests- but you haven't had time to follow fonow one of them Instead youve you've concentrated concentrated concen coneen- on your clothes your hair your make Well you'll be pretty pretty pretty pret pret- ty as a picture all an right right but bu haven't you heard that silent pictures pictures pictures pic pic- tures are obsolete These days a aboy aboy aboy boy prefers a picture with lounda sound lound a talky that really has something to say sayf |