Show I 1 6 I hf y J v W ru SCHOOLS FOR TAXPAYERS Washington D. D The C.-The internal encourages collectors col collectors col col- col revenue department lectors in major cities to establish accountants schools for instructing and other representatives of large out the new tax employers in filling I blanks These trainees would in I News Individuals turn school item I That's what we need Schools With pointers chalk blackboards erasers and apples for the teacher And time out for tor spitballs to case I the strain I School days school l days Dear old raise the pool days I Income and outgo and overhead overhead- I Any old color as long as its it's red 1 I You were my tutor more or orless orless i iless i less I You taught me to add subtract and guess I wrote on my slate just SOS I When we were a couple of kids Taxpayers need instructions And I for tor the first time the accountants need em Schools will win prove if iC our educational education education- al system is any good If It it U can teach people to fill out those new tax ta- blanks its it's wonderful If It it gets them by the first fast page its it's still won won- I Yoo hoo teacher I What do you want I want to know l if 11 we ve we arc are getting anywhere That's funny tunny I was just going to ask you the same question What page are we on We have left pages and are now cutting the answers in stone Is it easier that way It aint any harder Teacher What now What's the score Lets Let's work it out together I just kicked a field goal from my own 50 I yard parenthesis You tried a forward forward forward for for- forI I ward pass from Paragraph 14 Page I IS 5 S and the referee penalizes us 10 I yards and for double talk Was that for tor this year or last years year's double talk Its It's a little of each I should have quit when hen I was even Hey teacher Yes yes Please may I leave the room What for tor Im I'm dizzy That puts you in n a higher bracket Keep quiet and try to concentrate I concentrated last year and had bad to pay a concentration tax It will go on like that all aU through the school year But think of the fun come graduation time You ge gea get geta a nice pap cap and gown straitjacket ball chain and time off oft for good gooc behavior r. r Also a certificate proving you are still in a hole Then a dIploma di diploma dl- dl ploma with the almonds inside and the right to stand on your head bead L Lyou U If you feel better that way After Alter which you plant the class ivy in the background background back back- ground around Section 19 Paragraph Paragraph Para Para- graph 23 where the shade from the bughouse will protect it Note We prefer preter an outdoor schooL chooL With playground attached S e e Seasonal Interview Between Axis Partners by telephone Hitler Hitler Is Is this you Tojo Tojo How Tojo-How How can I be sure in my present condition Who's speaking Hitler This Hitler This is Adolf AdoU Tojo Tojo Ado Adolf who Hitler Hitler Ado Adolf Hitler H HITLER HIT T I T R L-E-R Remember Tojo Tojo-Oh Tojo Oh the fellow who used to be in the war in Europe I was wondering whatever became of you Listen Hitler r Listen how are we doing Tojo Tojo- Youre You're Youre You're taking the question right out of my mouth Hitler Hitler I I was thinking of ot asking Japan to come in on my side Tojo Japan Tojo-Japan Japan came in on your side two years ago Hitler I Hitler I heard rumors but I want them verified e Tojo Tojo-Is Tojo Is it true what they say about Russia Hitler Hitler Tojo Japan Tojo-Japan Japan got a decision there once Why Hitler-Why dont don't you try it again It would be a big help to me mc To gether we might do something Tojo Tojo You'll You'll have to hold those Russians alone Hitler Hitler mean hold hold L t would like to remind you that I counted on you to attack Russia Tojo Tojo-So Tojo So solly e White Meat for Sen Byrd Wen Well that delicatessen shop that senator Byrd accused of charging 5 a pound for turkey nIl all 11 white meat has bee been fined a total of 90 Th The corporation was fined 65 and the owner 35 That's about the profit prom on one turkey and we cant can't see how the corporation or the boss can bear up under It The Is s now permitting pro of razor blades This is s a go good d thing A lot of Americans American were e losing face with those dull b lades blades I |