Show i Goodman Goodman Good Good- Sallies In Our Alley Benny who just signed a aI man and a chap I discussing Hollywood contract were I the weather Hows Movie Town er out there now asked the Broad Broad- I Ill be leaving for for Hollywood Holly Holly- I wood shortly What That clothing should You might take i I take along along said Benny a proof knife 1 I Clare vest vesti seated bei be be- Luce at a party was i tween playwright I and producer Gilbert M Miller IIer Lonsdale asked her If you had a aI I whom choice kissing me or Miller I hesitated hesI hesi- would you cho se Clare I said Lonsdale Lonsdale Lonsdale Lons Lons- I Ill II never dale forgive you for that pause Somerset Maugham's l first book was Liza of Lambeth England's England's Eng Eng- lands land's great book critic Edmund Gosse whose opinions made or r broke a writer wrote an ecstatic notice about it The next day Maugham was on the road to fa fame e Once he had six plays running in London at the same time time all all walloping walloping wal wale loping hits He followed through with Of Human Bondage and many other sellers best And critic Gosse constantly met Maugham at dinners and parties for twenty years and always said Mr Maugham that wonderful book of yours How wise you are never to write another line A legend In Cuba the home of the famed Bacardi rum is this The Therum Therum Therum rum was originally owned by ten brothers Only two survive Every time one of the Bacardi brothers passed on he was buried with a case ease of the rum rum knowing knowing the brothers in Heaven were waiting for some the Uie Round Shoulders Margie Margie Mar Mar- gie Holliday Holiday tells of the chap who took out a lovely looker who was unbelievably dumb When he delivered ered her home after an endless eve g ghe he sighed Youre very beautiful but so stupid If u you think Im I'm stupid she ga ga- gad you you should see my mother She's all bent over Yes In the newsreels from rom the war fronts our brave commanders com corn manders are usually fading lead fad ing tag their men to the attack We saw a like that last night The General facing the camera A woman in front audibly remarked Hes certainly brave but how about the unknown photographer who has his back to the enemy The Magic Lanterns The Lodger er a classic among blood based on the sinful Jack the Ripper Ripper Ripper Rip Rip- per loses none of its shudders in its transfer to the screen Higher High er and Higher is a pleasant song- song dance and film It brings Prof Sinatra Sinatra Si Si- into focus Hell He'll never get as many girlish squeals for acting as ashe ashe ashe he gets for paper dolling but he gets by okay J. J Haley Michele Morgan Mor gan gun and the Hartmans help considerably consid The Miracle of Margan's Morgans Morgan's Morgans Mor Mar gans gan's Creek is wild a direct di slap at Pop Dionne Dianne Eduardo Bracken is a parent and Betty Hutton jumps out of her skin from time to time Where Are Axe Your Children deals with juvenile delinquency It skips the preacher angles and assumes its audience is ismore ismore ismore more than eleven cleven Willie Villie Collier is dead There was wat wasa wata a comic He had wit and showmanship showman I ship and a style of offhand clowning clown ing tog that you hardly ever find in the days of stun the stun technique You remember him best from one of the first Music Box Revues teamed up with the late Sam Ber nard That was where Willie the word nifty A couple of seasons later he produced a show for tor himself and Bernard called It died but lut nothing ol 01 Colliers Collier's deserved to Another time Collier was a last minute replacement replacement for for Lew Levi Fields it seems On his first entrance he turned to the audience and exhibited his shaking hands hands and and won the house Later making an exit he was asked by the heavy where he was going Back to the dressing room retorted re re- Willie and study my lines Sallies in la Our Alley Over at nt The Gamecock a movie actor said that Hollywood is wonderful to every one except people with smallpox To which a cynic queried You ou mean to tell me that a guy with a flat wallet would be welcome there NO uNo was the retort in in Hollywood a flat fiat wallet is the first sign of smallpox D D. D Lowes Lowe's nifty When the Yanks take Cassino they'll have to play with 51 cards as the Duce is missing Quotation Marksmanship Barbara Bar Bar- bara ara Nix The minutes crawled by like wounded men men Msgr Fulton Ful Ful- ton J T. T Sheen Peace without jus tice Ice is like painting rouge on th thI the I international cheek J. J M M. M. M Barrie Bar Bar- rie ne In making love the as in the other arts those do it best who cannot tell how it is done done Paschal Boland Pride is a one man parade Somerset Maugham They sim simpi sImply l lived in one another's pockets Joan Eden She swallowed her ie tears r Anon U Its It's S not the creed the lt Its It's 3 deed |