Show ELMER TWITCHELL AND roon FOOD CONTROL uncle sam has hag now named a war production board food requirement committee it will look into the matter mat of food re 0 o SA T i cements quire ments dur 4 ing the war with a view to conservation ai 1 A good deal II 11 could be accomplished right ot oil the bat by a simple but inflexible Index ible rule requiring people to stop atop overloading the fork we are a nation of over loaders and if wo we are to guard against food shortages some things gotta be done to check us up watch the average american eat cat today in the middle of a global war and would you suspect lie he was subsisting during a great conflict you would not you would imagine he was trying for a new record at a picnic ground elmer twitchell famous caloric student pinochle player and stamp collector has been study ing tile lie food situation and he thinks that if uncle sam wants to avoid waste step number one should bo be the abolition of the three decker sandwich the upper deck Is a mere waste of bread declares E imer elmer and it also involves a further waste of lettuce et there Is little in these modern three deckers except lettuce anyhow unless you want to admit that those tomato slices are food 1 I am for a national committee tor for the control of lettuce also continued elmer if there is one thing which lunchroom men are profligate with I 1 it t is lettu lettuce ce of course in many cases this comes under the head of secondhand second hand or recon reconditioned lettuce this new government board 8 should hould also look into the french fried situation boy theres a food waste for youl you I 1 the american lunchroom has come to regard french fries as a mere matter of stuffing ngi ng they are just plate filters fillers they are so greasy that nobody finishes lem em so the result is more waste let us have a 75 per cent cut in french fries at once by all means then there is the dining car toast situation did you ever try eating the toast you get with a steak sand T jf 15 on a halll rall I 1 H road train mis Y ter it was never meant to eat let i us do something j M about this IN s elmer was getting quite quit e excited 6 and then then n there is the chick en pie ae situation he resumed chicken Is certainly conserved through the average chicken pie pic but nobody eats those onions and potatoes with which they are filled to the exclusion of anything resembling meat and by the way if we want to save food lets soft pedal all this vitamin talk millions ons of americans are not eating because they want the food immediately involved they are on a vitamin binge POSSIBLE NEW STYLE in summer heat my slack suit wilts I 1 wonder how id look in hilts Al merrill errill chelc chilcote ot 0 0 WI lIkIe doubts ile he will seek heek of flee fice again headline wanna bet 4 0 BE realization edgar bergen got in year headline cash pouring in by the barrel checks ecks coming through by the bale dough h springing forth from a gush er nothing thing arriving but kale kala income like that of a morgan gold by a twenty mule team this is i the full consummation of a ventriloquists dreamt would you say the secret of the fabulous T bergen income was a dummy corporation FAIR FAIK E NOUGH ENOUGH afro twitchell twitched 11 turned her bar bus band elmer r over to tile the callec tors when they called for old ru rubber abber today we cant take him arg argued ved one of them owhy not demanded mrs afro twitchell iles hes a heel aint be welles for cooling off spell headline S dont t tell ns as youre for an conditioned peace mister |