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Show 17 o f f the Mark • Parisi Wednesday* Oct. 3, 2007 Brevity • Guy & Rod HI JENNIFER, IT'S PROFESSOR VELCftO... I THINK I MAY HAVE INVENTED SOMETHING.' Scootoh Steve • Steve Weller • srweller@cc.usu.edu F-Minus • Tony Carillo JEB THINKS HE'S SO FANCY WITH HIS NEW BOOTS WITH THEUJTLE BUNKy LIGHTS IN THE HEELS. Dilbert • Scott Adams THE SfcDIST VS. LJALLV HE'S IMfAUNE TO FAY SADIShY YOU ARE WORTHLESS AND OVERPAID! 50, WHAT'5 I T LIKE BEING UNDERPAID? J.Tm <fi Tea • J.T. G o u l d • www.jtandtea.com THAT AlEw t Last Ditch Effort • John Kroes f xacLMt you X JO5T wtrt secua TOU txmt) UKE TM5. rr aor YCXJB cou> oav& m TMMOM TWT Tuate uusr K tscwmtm I am DO TO new. Tt m SOME jPtaAL ucnatx ft* you TO TW w r . HUATDO VOUiAVTt B/iss • Ed Bliss wwwJde-onb'MXom €9008 John Krow Breaking the Mold • K.Locke 'kenneth.locke@aggiemaiLusu.edu, UWPER "...'He is survived by his wife and three children. Hmmm, no mention of your 'best friend.'n Be Your Own Boss! Health insurance Work From Home wwwjanetanclerson. mvmedlcalquotes.com call 435-213-3480 9 4 5 6 9 3 1 6 6 7 8 1 3 2 8 4 2 7 Guaranteed Student Issued 6 8 7 4 5 4 3 Fill in the grid so that every row, every column and every 3x3 grid contains the digits 1 through 9 with no repeats. Statesman Sudoku puzzles will range from very easy to very difficult. Check them all out. 9 Answers are found at www.utahstatesman .com look for OPTIONS: Sudoku Answers! HOENIX Spent all your money on books & tuition? Want a cheap date idea? $2 = A Drink, Snack, & Free Games Fa details call 752-6642 72 W Center St. Logan 1849 Delivery Driver 5.85 plus tips 1850 Day Pizza Maker 6.15 0984 Banquet Server/assistanl Manager Negotiable 1892 Nanny negotiable 1916 Farm Worker 7.50 starting 1935 Skier Surveyor 8.00/hr + Pass to work 1923 Java Developer Salary + benefits 1938 Heating And A/c Installer 9/hr or based on exper 1941 Aide 7.00 1942 Substitute $6.50 1943 Community Support Staff $7.00 1905 Security Ollicer $9.07 to $9.20 1948 College Representative Season Pass + Commission 1963 Produclion Worker - Temporary 11.06 1959 Graveyard Med. Tech $9.00-$10.50 DOE 1956 Psych Tech.-graveyard $8.22-$10.00 DOE 1986 Part-lime Job Coach $7.50 1994 Loan Advisor 7.50-8.50 DOE 2008 Assistant Mro Buyer DOE 2003 Customer Service Rep. $8.5G/hr 2021 Handyman Depends on experience 2026 Yard Work $8-9/hr 2024 Delivery Driver $8/hr 2025 Sales Person $2000/month OR commission 2031 General Labor $7-9/hr 2040 Sales 8.00 2056 Nanny negotiable 2032 Packaging $7.5-9.0/hr 2129 Haunted Forest Cast Members 5.30/hr 1457 Movers $200 upon completion 2051 Full Time Cadd Operator/programmer negotiable 0466 Second Caregiver/ Daycare Assistant 5.85 2058 Customer Service/collections Reps 7.50-8.50 DOE 0129 Custtomer Service Rep (csr) 8.00 plus bonus 2057 Night Clean Up 9.00 1950 Delivery $8-$10 hour 2065 Nanny 2064 Cna (in-home Health) depends on cert. 2066 Temporary House Cleaner $10.00 an hour 2059 Managerial Economics Tutor DOE 2067 Personal Assistant For Disabled Woman S9.80/hr. 2072 General Construction/ Finish Work d.o.e. 2069 Office Clerk $8.00 to $10.00 2070 Maintenance Tech. 8.75 2071 Asp.net Programmer varies 0181 Floral Delivery 7,00/hr 2006 Rich Internet Application Developer Accepting Bids 2081 Online Ad Processor $10-$20 2082 Front Desk Attendant 6.50 2083 Teacher Assistant $7.40 - $13.23 2086 Event Assistant $10.00 2087 Runner 2091 Preschool Office Assistant Negotiable 2092 Pizza Delivery Driver $6 plus tips ($10I2avg) 2093 Bridal Consultant 7.00 2095 Sales Clerk 9:00 HR 2097 Personal Assistant 8/hr 2080 Sales Rep. $8,00 + commissions 2079 Nail Technician boothrent.or hourty+tips 1127 Male Night Watchman $8/hr 2073 Bakery BOE 2074 Produce Stocker 2075 Customer Service Associate $8.25 9.75/nr (w/exp) 2076 Dairy Stocker 7.00 or boe 2077 Massage Therapist boothrent.or hourly+tips 2078 Hair Stylist boothrent.or hourly+tips 2103 Child Care 2105 Cook Neg. 2106 Advertising Coordinator 7.50/hour 2107 Food Server 3.00 + 2108 Secretary 7.00-8.50 2102 Water Aerobics Instructor 2100 Haunted Mansion Help $7.5O/hr 1907 Grave Youth Counselor $8.28/hr + training bonus "Why does he cross the road, Martha? Because he wants to, that's why!" 0279 Crew Member 6.50-7.50 DOE 2098 Child Care Provider S7.00/hr 2099 Technical Support Engineer $9-15/ hour 2121 Retail/receplionist/wholesale Jeweler $7.50 2120 Cabinetry Worker DOE 2118 Seamstess $15 - over $100 per piece 2117 Day Care Assistant 6 2116 Gratic Designer $10 hr. 2115 Mothers Helper negotiable 2114 Sales Associate Neg 2112 Part-time Shipper 9.00 2109 Apparel Associate 2130 Phone Sales hourly plus bonuses 2131 Youlh Counselor (day Shift) $8,28/hr plus trng. bonus 2133 Machine Operator/assembly 8.2510/hr 2134 Software Intern Negotiable 0470 Office Cleaning S8/hr 2128 Web Developer $10-$20 2127 Graphic Designer Negotiable 2126 Activities Assistant 7.00 2125 Holiday Production Work 10.00 2124 Website Designer BOE-negotiable 2123 Heavy Lilting And Cleaning $7/hr 2122 Caregiver 4771 Construction Handiman/landscaping $7-12Vhr BOE 2140 Bridal Consultant 7.00 2139 Receptionist/secretary S7 2138 Preschool Secretary $6.50-7.00 2137 Assistance With Laptop De-bugging $10/hr 2136 Marketing Representative Base w/Bonuses 2135 Lab $i2/hr BOE 2149 Sales Consultant Base + Commission 2148 Full Time Cadd Operator/programmer negotiable 2146 Poetry And Essay Judge $7.50/hr. 2145 Nursery Aid 6.85 2144 Typist $8.00/hr 2142 Part-time Receptionist BOE 2141 Child Care Provider $6.25 School Days • V. 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