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NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM (PC) Dally 4:45, 7:30 Sat Wit 12:25, j n d 2.35 THE BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA IFCl Daily 4-20,6:45, and 9:00 Sat Hal 12.15. and 2:2S 6 1 0345 ArchilecturaJ Cad Drafier 0.O.E 0351 Sales Representative Average $15,000 0384 Receptionist DOE 0373 Support Work S7.25 0407 Reception ist'office Assistant BOE 0414 Sale Representitive $300 to $400 per sale 0427 Programmer. Visual Studio 40K+ based on skill level 0445 Sales/marketing Specialist S10 $12.00 0446 Customer Service $10-512.00 DOE 0456 Teller/Customer Service 8.50-9.50 DOE 0452 Reslaurant Help BOE 0475 Lifeguard 12.27 0482 Sales Representative Beginning $80/ sale 0377 Security System Technician $400/week plus Commission 0495 Nursery/garden Center S7.00-S12.00 + Bonus 4233 Ranch Help BOE 0530 Project Engineer 0517 Window Cleaner 8-12 hr. and up BOE 1821 Summer Cosmetologist 0536 Sales $300-$650 per sale 0545 Oliver/warehouse Help 7.5Q-8.50/hr DOE 0547 Snack Stand Manager/workers S5.50-S6.00/ hour 0549 Baseball. Softball, Tennis Helpers S5.506.00/hour 0551 House Parents - Chi Omega Sorority $825 per month 0560 Glass Technician Or Installer S10-S150 per Windshield 4248 Fun In The Sun Program Directors $8.04rtir 2282 Oata Collection Specialist $7 starling 0601 Pastry Assislani DOE 0467 Graphic Designer Based on Experience 0614 Cleaners. And Supervisor $8-$10 with bonuses 0619 Farm Worker $10/hr. 0013 Graveyard Shift Cashier 3 4 5 2 6 6 8 5 7 4 1 4 9 2 4 Q 9 6 8 3 A 8 7 ~9~ 3 Fill in the grid so that every row, every column and every 3x3 grid contains the digits 1 through 9 with no repeats. Statesman Sudoku puzzles will range from very easy to very difficult. Check them all out. c Answers are found at www.utahstatesman .com look for OPTIONS: Sudoku Answers! 0013 Graveyard Shift Cashier 0554 Swing Shift Cashier 0652 Cell Phone Sales COMMISSIONED SALES 0800 Dock Workers $5.15 up to 7.85mr 0673 Wrangler & Agriculture $12/hour 0797 Laundry Worker $5.15 up lo 7.85/hr 1045 Cashier $5.15 up to 7.85/hr 0674 Carpentry & Maintenance $12/hour 0675 Grounds & Golf Course Maintenance §12/ hour 0677 Shop Assisiant S Equipmenl Operator 512/ hour 0678 Housekeeping % 12/tiour 0694 Sales BOE 0695 Secretary/bookkeeper 8-12 hr. 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BOE 0784 Woodworker &/or Framer $8/hou[ 0782 Web Developer 30.000-50,000 0769 Summer Camp Program Director $350 per wk+room & board 079S Web Programmer • Asp Based on experience 0794 Dell Campus Rep Needed! $10/hour 0795 Sales 0796 Boat Rentals $7.50 •» raises and bonus 0791 1st Delense Security Sales Reps 400.00 0790 Wildlife Technician DOE 0788 Salespersons $7,00/hr w insentives 0769 Baristafood Service S6-S8 0786 Audio Specialist $8-10/hr BOE 3031 Aide - Live In Female Assistant $500-1000/ mnlh • rm/board 0931 Driver $8/hr 0729 Typist $7.50/hr 0368 Painter Assistant negotiable 0811 Molorspoits Salesman $7.00/hr 0809 Painter/ Handyman S12-S18 0808 Softball And/or Soccer Officials $15-18 per game 0807 Sales Assoc. 6.82/hr. • comm. 0806 Software Engineer Based on Experience 0804 Various Postions Available depends on position+tips 0805 Administrative Assistant S8-S12 DOE 0803 Material Handler $9.00 0801 Office Manager Negotiable 0503 Truck Loader $12-18 BOE 0822 Nanny In Jackson. Wyoming $400+ living 0820 Food Preparation 6.50 0819 Front Oesk Negotiable 0818 Daycare Provider $7.00/hour 0816 Youth Counsler 0817 Customer Service Antf Underwriting $8.50 •$15.00 0815 Sales Representative Negotiable - DOE 0813 Youth Counsler 0814 Web Designer Salary 0812 Streets Technician 1 $9.31 to$11.31mr 0490 General Cleaners $7mour 0850 Business Internship At Del Sol In Alaska based on monthly salary 0848 Adult Stall: Bear Lake Aquatics Base $250 -$350 0842 Advertising Consultant 25% on all sales 0840 Adult Staff: Aquatics Director/ski Boat $250 •$350 0837 Part-time Mail Handier $9.00* 0839 Advertising Consultant 25% on all sales 0836 Mail Handier $9.00+ 0834 Receptionist 0835 Product Packaging $7 - $11 0847 Pans Delrvery / Inventory $8 - $12 DOE 0832 Shipping Clerk 7.50 0831 Material Handlers, All Shifts $8.50-$9.00 per hour 0827 Parts And Sales BOE 0828 Rental Equipment BOE 1883 Front Desk/night Auditor arranged MOVIES 5 2450 N Main, Atort/i Logan STADIUM 8 535 W100 N, Providence •TMNTMPG) 1:25,3:25.5:25,7:25. Fri/Sat Mid. • SHOOTER (R) 12:50, 4:00, 6:30, 9:00, Fri/Sat Mid. • GRINDHOUSE (R) 1230,4:00,7:30. FrVSat 11.00 • BLADES OF GLORY*(PG13) 1:05. 3:05, 5:05, 7:05, 9:05, Fri/Sat Mid • WILD HOGS (PG13) 12:45, 2:55, 5:05, 7:15. 9:25, Fri/Sat Mid. • MEET THE ROBINSONS*(G) 12:30,2:40,4:50, 7:00.9:15, Fri/Sat Mid. • ARE WE DONE YET? (PGJ 1:20, 3:20; 5:20; 7:20, 9:20 Fri/Sat Mid. • FIREHOUSE DOG (PG) 1:15,4:10, 6:45. 9:00,Fri/Sat Mid • 3 0 0 (R) 9:10, Fri/Sat Mid. LOGAN ART CINEMA 795 N Main St. Logan AMAZING GRACE (PG13) 7:00, 9:20, Sat/Sun 4:30 REIGN OVER ME*(R) 4:15. 6:45. 9:15 Fri/Sat/Sun 1:45 BLADES OF GLORY*(PG13) 4:30, 6:55. 9:15 Fri/Sat/Sun 1 50 FIREHOUSE DOG* (PG) 4:15, 6.50, 9:05, Fri/Sat/Sun 2:00 MEET THE ROBINSONS" (G) 4:25. 7:05, 9:20. Fri/Sat/Sun 1:55 • T M N T (PG) 4:35, 7:10, 9:10. 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Camp Steiner Staff $225 per week and up 0868 Front Desk Associate $7.25 0867 Aide-live In Apart, utilities, siipend 0866 Youth Counselor (on-call) SSmour + Bonus 0865 Receptionist / Office Manager 9.00 0864 Nanny/housekeeper negotiable 0862 Landscape Maintenance $10/hr 4426 Window Washing $7.50-'hr 1131 Night Watch Counselor $3;nr 1321 Sales Associate/ Beauty Advisor Negotiable 0893 Forestry Tech Aid Gs- 0462-03 $11.01 0883 A Tree Porting/planter $7.50 hour 0882 A Garden Retail Sales $6-6.75 (hour 0880 GeolechnicaJ Engineer Salary 08S1 Geologist Salary 0878 Nanny Housing (Room S Board) + 0879 It Specialist 0876 On Call Sound/computer Technician $10 an hour 0877 Driver $8mr 1208 Breakfast Bar Attendant 7.00/hr BOE 0897 Mail Handler $9.00 0896 Childcare'nanny neg. depd. on if r/b incl 0892 Yard Work 0890 Researcher $50,000 • $70,000 DOE & O 0889 Procurement Engineer DOE 0887 Sales Person mm. + tips ($6-10mr) X-Word ACROSS 1 Wall covering 6 Baby's bod 10 Stable youngster H Sneeringly derogatory 15 Part ot ADC 16 Far trom terra lirma 17 Commit thelt 18 Part lo play 19 Ananias, e.g. 20 Concluda 22 Odor 23 Old hand 24 Utters suddenly 25 Formed 29 Wall covering 31 Polished 32 Umpire's pocketful 36 Pint drinks 37 Procrastinator's word 36 Abound 39 Propped up 41 T h e Count of __ Crislo" 42 Presses 43 Tongue-lash 44 Kind of cold? 47 Mare's morsel 48 Steer clear of 49 Infuriating 55 Expressions ol disapproval 56 Beyond risque 57 Scoundrel 58 Coagulate 59 Organic compound 60 Conjure 61 Towal word 62 As expected 63 Takes the plunge 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 •J 3 * i 13 4 7 •0 © SOOT Trtbur* Metfla S«¥lC«9. 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