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C041-02 Food Service Worker S5.l5/hr C08&07 Softv/are Developer Assistant S8$14, BOE C204-07 Engineering Graduate Assistant BOE C274-91 Applied Music Instructor Negotiable C28O90 Animal Caretaker 6.00/hr C209-06 Police Reserve 10.00 C24Q-07 Undergraduate Research Assistant 8.00/hr C214-O7 Surveyer S6.00 per survey C247-O7 Softv/are Assistant C250-O7 Computer Lab Tech/system Administrator negotiable C257-O7 Tutoring 8.00/hr C259O7 Tutoring 8.00/hr C122-94 Floor Care Specialist $6/hr C29O06 Job Coach (sub) S6.50/hr + mileage C24&O6 44i .Volunteer Development Assis- 6 5 4 I PONT KNOW... l . v MOW MANY F E E T IN A UM i v MtLE? 9 7 2 5 2 8 3 1 3 5 6 1 8 tant $7.50 C377-02 Skyroom Server $3/hr + tips C269O7 Laboratory Technician 7.50 C27O-G7 Undergraduate Research Assistant $7.50 per hour C186-05 Tutor 5.50 C276O7 Office Assistant $6.50 C277-O7 Night Janitor $6.00 per hour C27&O7 Field Research Technician $1,411 toSl,941/moDOE C028O2 Media Assistant $6/hr C282-O7 Pc Support Technician $9-$13 (BOE) C284-O7Ba 4450 Tutor 7.00 C28&O7 Math Tutor $6.50 C492-01 Fisheries Research Technician $8/hr Cl 7&O6 Family Support Aide $6.25/hr C289-07 Electrical Engineering Assistant $9-Sl3{B0E) C291-O7 Math Lab Assistant-unitah Basin Or Logan SlO/hr C242-O6 Museum Assistant 6.00/hr C073-04 Math Tutor $7.00/hr 5 8 9 5 1 6 4 4 9 3 Fill in the grid so that every row, every column and every 3x3 grid contains the digits 1 through 9 with no repeats. Statesman Sudoku puzzles will range from very easy to very difficult. Check them all out. Answers found at www. utahstatesman.com HO EN IX Games & Comics featuring: D&D. Mini's & RPG Star "Wars Mini's VerHOfl System Magic the Gathering HerocUx Pirates Monday 3:3D-9pm Tiaasday 2«0-9pcn Wcdnsday l:0O-9pm Tbonday 2iM)-9pm Friday 3:3D-9pm Saturday 12_-OO-9pm 72 West Centex Street, Logan C29SO7 Lysimeter Technician $125 per month CO61-03 Customer/lab Support Representative 6.50 hr. C l 12-02 Information Specialist 8.50/hr C251-07 Teaching Assistant 8 C295-07 Study Abroad Webmaster ~S9.00/hr C297-07 Graphic Designer 8-10 DOE C3O1-O7 Box Office Assistant $1500 $2000 C657-91 Office Assistant $5.50hr C405^)l Lab Assistant $6.5O/»r C108-O5 Animal Technician $7.00 C302-07 Staff Assistant $9.00 C303O7 Research Assistant $8-12 hour C29&05 Computer Programmer S10-S13D.O.E. 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SAT MAT 1 2 0 0 2:20 WE ARE MARSHALL THE MESSENGERS tPG) PG13J E\-E-^JGS 9:25 EVBWCS9:35 X-Word Puzzler ACROSS 1 Rlnglol 5 Thick slices 10 Gullible dupes 14 Fabled canal 15 Lama's land 16 The Police or Green Day, e.g. 17 Computer input 1S Fossil resin 19 Lively dance 20 Granary adjunct 22 On a plane 2A Alimony recipients 25 Serengeti stalker 26 Act parts 29 Scarlel birds 33 City on the Rhone delta 34 Fashions 35 Illuminated 36 Related 37 Partnered 38 _ qua non 39 Opposite of WSW 40 Sees socially 41 ° _ Life Is It, Anyway?" 42 Carles spotters 44 Wobble 45 Feed the pot 46 Hunky-dory 47 Pang 50 Clothes collection 54 Called up 55 Lasso 57 Pension SS 58 False god 59 Missed the mark 60 Catches In the act 61 Autry of oaters 62 Tightly packed 63 Elation DOWN 1 Relinquish 2 Russian river 3 Religious custom 4 Like most bread 5 6 7 8 0 11 17 0 9 O 3007 Trtbuiw UMH S s m e n . Inc. All rights re««rv*d. 9 Taxed to tho utmost 10 Robust 11 Solid surface 12 Dock ol the bay 13 Auctioneer's word 21 Chopping tools 23 Long, fluffy scarves 25 Takes on cargo 26 Fully gratified 27 Hag 28 Foley or Glasgow 29 Carries the burden 30 George who was Mary 3/7/07 Solutions 31 Washer cycle 32 Take the tiller 34 Picture border 37 Brought under control 38 Swerving off Declares course Prom rides 40 Fender Brief wd. indentation Speller's contest 41 43 44 46 47 48 49 Move along Confused jumble Violent diatribe Destinies Math course Emulate an ibis Privy to 50 Alert to danger 51 Preacher Roberts 52 Ballplayer Ruth 53 Latin being 56 Anger |