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Email resumes to kathy@hughesgc.com FUZZLE$ By Michael Mepham 9 1 4 2 7 3 9 6 5 8 1 4 8 3 5 8 9 7 4 2 3 5 7 6 6 8 4 7 Fill in the grid so that every row, every column and every 3x3 grid contains the digits 1 through 9 with no repeats. Statesman Sudoku puzzles will range from very easy to very difficult. Check them all out. Answers printed elsewhere in today's issue. AGSNEEDJ0BS.COM paid survey takers needed in Logan. 100% FREE to join! Click on surveys. Orphanage volunteers needed in Ecuador year-round. Supervised, safe, rewarding. Strict moral/ dress code. Contact Orphanage Support Services Organization (OSSO), www.orphanagesupport.org, (208)359-1767. Summer Jobs Great Opportunity! Earn $25,000 or more Gamenights featuring: D&D, Mini's & RPG Star Wars Mini's Versus System Magic the Gathering Heroclix Pirates Warhammer 40K Hows; Monday 3:30-9pm Tuesday 2:00-9pm Wednesday l:00-9pm Thursday 2:00-9pm Friday 3:30-9pm Saturday 12:00-9pm . 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"Owner of a lonefy heart" seeks companionship. CaJI you British Buddy 7606818. • B R E A C H (PG13) CACHE VALLEY 3 1:15, 4:00, 6:45, 9:00, Fri/Sat Mid. 1300 N Main (Behind the Mat!) - LETTERS FROM IWO JIM A • MUSIC AND LYRICS (PG13) (R) 7:20, Sat/Sun 4:20 1250,3:00,5:10,7:20,930. FrVSat Mid • ABANDONED • ASTRONAUT FARMER (PG) (R) 9:15 12:55, 3;00, 5;05. 7:10, 9;15 Fri/Sat Mid • T H E QUEEN (PG13) • ASTRONAUT FARMER (PG) 7:05.9:05, Sat/Sun 4:25 12:45. 3:30. 6:15, 9:00 Fri/Sat Mid. • NORBIT(PG13) BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA'(PG) 6:55. 9:15 Sat/Sun 4:25 795 N Main St. Logan 72 West Center Street, Logan queenmarybeth@hotmail.com 435-7609317 2450 N Main, North Logan • GHOST RIDER*(PG13) 1:25, 4:20. 6,50, 9:20. Fri/Sat Mid. Comics this summer selling home security symtems. Call 435-770-7864. CINEMA 3 60W100N, Logan (Only S3, $2 Mat.) 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