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Show 21 December Wasatch Canyon Reporter Volume Ill, Issue4 21 December 1996 Oe aa RafSe OR Claman AYEADOia t/a (Ua Hi .-»MORE HURRICANE & FOOD COUPONS TUMBLEWEED & SAGEBRUSH Brent's Movie CorNeR Bic Ron's ALPINE ASTROLOGY THAT GREAT CALENDAR OF EVENTS EST Va Back Pace Directory oF Goonies Cover Photographer: Lee Cohen Subject: Preacher Rick Priest Moyet Ae Publisher John Bresee {jbresee@compuserve.com) Editor David Charles Baker (davidbaker@compuserve.com) The Mystic Ron “BrineBoy” Pinner (TheMystic@juno.com) Real Estate Editor Alexander “Alex” Miller (Alexander.Miller@juno.com) SnowMan Craig “AvalancheAvenger” Gordon Sports Editor David “MountainMan” Peck {peckdave@aol.com) Environmental Editor Creighton:“Grandmama’sBoy” Hart Contributors The Mysterious TK Brent “Barney” Photographers , Benson Marta “BirthdayGirl” Heilbrun Dr. Stephen Chen Craig “Marshal” Dillon (cvdillon@utah-internet) Lee “TheVictim’ Cohen Jack “CoverBoy’Popowich Brian “FStop” Millenbach Sales Manager Jon “SingleCrack” Atencio (JonAtenciogjuno.com) Sales Whirlwind Steve “Duke” Mayer (mayer@utw.com) Accountant R.J. “InkSpot’ Penner Peanut Carolyn “Julie”. Baker WCR Legal Squad : Brady “Tort” Toensing, ESQ (BradyToensing@juno.com) E.J. “WillSueForFood” Carroll, ESQ (ejc3@prodigy.com) Copy Editor Ho Ho Ho... The Finest Plumber Johnny “Goombah” Olsen THE FINE PRINT: Warning: All the employees of the Wasatch Canyon Reporter are incredible athletes in top physical condition and are highly trained in the activities described and depicted in the pages of this newspaper. Unless you train like a bantam weight, you risk catastrophic injury or death if you try to keep up with us. Stay on the couch. FANCY YOURSELF A GREAT WRITER OR SHUTTERBUG? The WCR welcomes all writers, photographers and network Duke Nukem players: willing to wager. We do not, unfortunately, pay much. Well, anything, really. This paper is staffed mostly with volunteers except for the crack advertising sales team. They are handsomely rewarded and all live in huge houses and drive Range Rovers. If interested, call 486.1388. Letters to the “Editor” should go to the address below. We publish every one we get if it has your name and address and you go easy on your enemies. We reserve the right to edit for clarity and length. TheWasatch Canyon Reporteris a community newspaper published once or sometimes twice a month all year. The next issue comes out in about a month. Our motto: “Delay is preferable to error’ (Thomas Jefferson)- although we usually have plenty of both. 12,000 issues are mailed or handdelivered to a wide variety of people and places in and around our canyons, the lower 48, and the world (one issue goes to Hong Kong). All material ©1996 and all that. Printed on partiallyrecycled paper. In the unlikely event there are old papers left when we deliver the new ones, we recycle those. No swiping our brilliance without written permission of David or John. The opinions expressed in this august publication are those of the writer. A surprising number of people lack a good sense of humor. Try to find yours, Glenn. Until you see a “Fact Checker’ listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed. Caveat Emptor. If you don’t agree with something, write a letter. Or better yet, type an article and send it to us.We might run it if it doesn’t stink, but remember: We do not pay money for unsolicited material, your reward is the incredible fame accorded WCR contributors. Katie, keep sending the cookies! Be sure and include a photo release if you’re sending a photo. None of that Apple stuff, please- we use Word, WordPerfect, Photoshop, QuarkXpress & many other programs for Windows. Submissions will not be returned so do not send us your only copy. If you enclose a self-addressed stamped envelope we'll appreciate it and use it to send a letter, but we still won’t return your stuff. TO SUBSCRIBE: $20 for about a year, $35 for two, $1000 for a lifetime subscription to: WCR SUBS, 1104 ASHTON AVE, STE 204, SLC UT 84106-2374. Wasatch World Canyon Reporter Headquarters £1104 Ashton Avenue, Suite 204 Salt Lake City UT 84106-2374 Voice 801-486-1388 Facsimile 485-2735 Our never-changing website: Ww Wecr.corm Page 3 1996. |