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Show 20 December - Wasatch Canyon Reporter Volume Il, Issue 3 December 1995 | Publisher John Bresee | Editor David Charles Baker Production Director Balog Staff Mystic Ron Pinner — Data Janitor zoned areal DIae ean a Ce as EDITORIAL Real Estate Editor AlexAnder “Alex” Miller Ns a0s cee cimwe' am Sy pat) 4 a Aiea Advertising Sales Tad Turgeon inset an SEASON PASS TRUTH Creighton Hart Your Name Could Be Here | Caer staat Token Hippie J. “Dirty Dish” Danno Hall Li. Corronwoop CANYON 7. ahhaa Marta Marta “Marta” Heilbrun Contributors NOUS a3 Creighton (he does it all) Hart. David “Protein Window” Peck | Russell Agle | Contributing Photographers Chris “BigHair” Murray Lee Cohen Jack Popowich Cover Boy Kelly “WhiteBuffalo” Hancock. WCR Legal Squad — | Brady “Slip and Fall Guy” Toensing Eddy “Dog Bite” Carrrolll, Ill, ESQ — Adam “WeddingBlues” Chase Biushing pride Mrs. Carolyn “Julie” Uhle F TO SUBSCRIBE: $20 for about a year, $38 for two or so $1000 for a lifetime] _- |subscription*; to: WCR SUBS, PO BOX 8118, ALTA UT 84092-8118. Despite what you may hear or read, we really do send out the papers, eventually. |New, special offer: BUY 10 SUBSCRIPTIONS for $200 prepaid, GET 1 -|FREE*. Order them for all your friends. *Do this and get a free psychiatric _finterview from “Dr.” Baker. . Back issues $2 each. Bulk discounts available. Letters to the “Editor” should go to the same address. We publish every one we get if it has your name and address and youse don’t call anyone aj *@$%#&!” or discuss bathroom activities. We'll withhold your identity if you _ jask, but we gotta give it to anyone you libel. The Wasatch Canyon Reporter is a community newspaper published once or sometimes twice a month all _ fyear. The next issue comes out in a few weeks. The WCR is the medium alti-| tude alternative published by another bunch of people with a computer and a laser printer. This paper is staffed exclusively with volunteers & we’ll take anyjone - we even let Creighton write. 12,000 issues are mailed or hand-delivered to a wide variety of people and places in and around our canyons, the lower _ 148, and the world (one issue goes to Hong Kong). We can’t afford that subscription verification service yet, so trust us. All material © 1995 and all that. Printed on partially-recycled paper. No swiping our brilliance without written permission of someone who works here. The opinions expressed in this] — august publication are those of the writer. Asurprising number of people lack a good, solid sense of humor. Try to find yours if you read something you hate. Until you see.a “Fact Checker’ listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed. Caveat Emptor. You get what you pay for. If you don’t agree with something, write a letter. Or better yet, type an article and send it to us on an IBM-compatible disk with printout. We welcome art, photos, 35,000 word manifestos and gifts of food. We might run it if it doesn’t stink - but most stuff stinks. Be sure and include a photo release. None of that Apple stuff, please- we use Word, WordPerfect, Photoshop & QuarkXpress for Windows. Submissions will not be returned. If you enclose a self-addressed stamped envelope we'll use it to pay a bill or something. Buy some ads please! — Wasatch Canyon Reporter PO Box 8118 Alta UT | | 84092-8118 Voice 801-486-1388 | 1995 Facsimile 485-2735 CompuServe E-Mail to “76761,205” _ America On Line E-Mail to “WasatchCR” ‘nttps WWW. Wer com Our iwwi homepage: CNSR AIA RAIN) Bic Ron’ ALPINE ASTROLOcY TIN iC SAA PANDY, TaN AA 3 a TS SSS SS Ap + CovER PHOTO BY: Jack Pepostte “> SUBJECT: Snowbird Patroller Fred Aldridge > LOCATION: Fred's Secret Stash Snowbird Ski & Summer Resort |