Show C 0 3 v w w 0 v rf C J X the hermit Hern ift by walt mason X e old hunz is a hermit and mystic his manner is stately and grave his diet Is he spends all his years in a cave my health he remarks Is a wonder although I 1 m as old as get out rheumatics don t pull be asunder I 1 have not the or gout I 1 warble arble my optimist ditties cay my soul s full of sunshine and hope but when I 1 resided in cities I 1 always was swallowing dope I 1 always had shingles or colic or bright s justly famous disease the rheu matlz mattz often would fralix all over my fet locks and knees it if man would keep grief in the distance and feel like a steer be he must lead the simple existence and cut out the urban career methinks I 1 replied you are paying too heavy a price for your bliss while tar far from the bright lights your staying just think of the fun that you miss I 1 d rather have small pox or bunn lons ions I 1 d rather have seven year itch than fill up with turnips and onions and live in a cave or a ditch |