Show t '1 I ' J —At á - f I t OboomnimMINEOMM imE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE SUNDAY MORNING 7 1938 27 1938 :kets 7 k —3350 64 64 A -4275 red e 4 510051Z 1 Ye 701fle4 r GlöGLES entered the Gypsy's home to THE gorilla his fortune told by cards The Gypsy looked at the gorilla shuffled the cards quietly and placed them before the mugg "Cut the cards' he re- quested '):111 The gorilla shook his - ''') s iv I' - Bead "A w go on" he JIM 'em ride" yowled The Gypsy shrugged Il e spread the cards slowly ora the table and studied Then he them carefully pointed to the king 01 et '4 t 1 i i Vr 4:4: N i hearts tsv ' 'You're a fortunate 1 man" he stated "You're n BARE BELLINGER going to make half a next year With that money you'll take I trip around the world You'll meet many beautiful women" The mobster's eyes lighted up The Gypsy pointed to another card "When you come back" he continued! 'your luck will double and triple l' can't see one dark cloud to mar your future Your entire life will be magnificent Five dollars please" The gangster paid readily He left th Gypsy's house whistling merrily Just one week later the gorilla was picked The jury VP by the police on a murder rap found him guilty in short order and the judge sentenced him to life imprisonment He was carted off to jail immediately 110 : I L I lit I 31 1)11 Some five or six weeks went by when while he was cursing his luck in a cell the mobster was surprised to see a Gypsy tossed into an adjoining cell It was the same Gypsy who lad told the gangster's fortune "Iley you dirty- - fake!'' screamed the gorilla as soon as he recognized the other man "You told me I was going to make a fortune—take a trip aroundothe world—meet swell dames—live a life of ease And here I am locked in a filthy cell' for the rest of my life!" The Gyfsy shrugged "It's entirely your own fault" he murmured "Didn't I ask you to cut the cards?" ii - 1111 1'11 t ''''-- - f N (91 Tif A t n' - 'c MAGICIAN Two booking agents were standing on a corner when an actor breezed by "See that guy?" asked the first agent "He's some magician" "Really?" murmured the second "nut betcha" nodded the first agent enthusiastically "Some act he's got He Nit steps out on the stage—and the whole audience disappears!" SINCERITY In one of the Broadway late spots the other night the boys were sitting around with an actor who recently scored a great success He had knocked around for fifteen years with- out getting anywhere when the big I - ? a '' ' (-- 4-7!'- I N A- 1 N rived finally arAnd as a it his head had grownro-abnorm- al re-su- V1 - — '' 4914( 4 ja I 't (1 k 1!-:1- i fl ' ' C:1' h4 '' : 'N'' 41V:0:t0 -- 0 le)) )44: 4 of- ) Y ' 111 ---' "N proportions "I'll terrific" he ‘ assured the groupo '' U i seriouslY "The en: iitii tire nation is con4 scious of me now Why a tobacco coni cern had me down AS J dill this afternoon and I named a cigar after me?' "Wonderful!" yawned one tif the group "And for their sake I certainly hope it will 'draw better than you did for fifteen years!" 0 1041 ' " " t 114 N I 7 2 I vgb 40 ‘' - P '' IPIS "r11! it ' t: e0 0 ' - r s 4 I w:' ' -- I -- Li a- A -4 '''' 116"'t 'tNOIb' ' ' 11f v '4' '44 4178' 41 I 1 ttiv ''i ''1) 1 firilitlitileigl -- 44 014 I tve d4 ( q ) T '- -- - -' ''44 ' ' t 1117 "4If- 144 tt - - - vil r S -- till 't - V: r '' U ' i ik ' - ri 2A s -- 1 ) - t Ir al 11111161 i: "You think I don't know what time the train leaves?" he cried peevishly "Every morning six days a week that 'silly train leaves at exactly the same time—and now you gotta tell me what time it leaves As if I didn't know!" He was still grousing as she turned and went down to She turned the jet up under the coffee pot the kitchen and put a fat slice of lard in the frying pan She cracked the' eggs mechanically Her mind was on Harry Harry came down in a few minutes hiking his pants up and slicking back his hair Sleep was deep in his eyes "What time is it?" he grunted 'Twenty of Your eggs are ready" He plumped down in his chair and looked around the table Hismother put tile eggs on tplate and poured him a large cup of steaming coffee "Where's the sugar?" he asked "Don't know why it's never on the table' She brought the sugar and he tossed thrtespoonsful ' IMO 1111IME L ''' :ki :!:::::!:::::j:: i I i 1111111111EMEEmmenommtsomMINEMEitinlallEn - ' (111' l' would at thi s were four ho o "LIFE CLASS" Bemel- by 13 nd recommended: Also I the near make I hey ha Ludwig mans II veeting - for We night will motile a Sprit ided at residen and se rainst well to h icy w I t she pmatic tal presid oassadi took "Litt It befo to " Ol - N' ' tS Nilt 41i Ti! N '''''-- :::: ' ' il f 1 : l'ilUsAL wit04: au 'te107 a P Alloo 7 ‘' - almost p it?" I 701- - i liT LI -- 3 stoanedt - i 1 111 ' - ' ic arc Id for iln in Po was ttretar: v svelt's le vnd At h adn of conf verno lituch shingt or Into his coffee He lathered butter on the breaci and argued with his eggs She sat down with him and sipped a cup of coffee She kept watching him saying nothing for fear it he the wrong'thing might -' "Work makes me sick" he said suddenly "All the time ' it's work work work And what for? All it brings is a lot of headaches "Tell me something! What did it get pa hey? An early grave that's what it got him Nothing but an early Her face sagged a little more "Your father was a good man Harry" 1Did I say he wasn't?" The young man speared another piece of toast "He was a very good man too good in fact He was always trying to do a little more than they asked him to do in order to hang on to his job "Truth is he was a little afraid all the time He Copyright ever scarcl could civill :e the ely tc her us in for tide he twisi ican Most of res s ta four ts tr ried fork part actin airy at cc wed I' tOn alder pnet lean led I 'Olicie 111 redit imor kteric be t( station In bed i an a I to f is C 'I And twe minutes later he was coul In o &sure train in the morn- And when they come home at night' they look even worse "They eat their supper while they're worrying ahout the rent or Johnny's Then they go to measles or their jobs bed and they can't sleep because they're thinking about things And in the morn ing when they're dead tired somebody calls them to catch a train again "It ain't fair I tell you It isn't The woman glaticed at the clock "It's five minutes of Harry" "Don't I know it?" "I just didn't want to seem to cut you short Harry" "Aw I'm used to it" He stood up "Why I talk to It's a hundred to one you about these things I don't know you don't understand" try to Harry" she said' "Honestly I do Youlnust remember that you're all I have left" She came around the table and kissed him on the He flinched cheek "Aw cut it out mom" he cried "Don't be goofy" A few seconds later they parted forthe day The train could be heard throbbing up the grade Fzom the doorway he yelled "So long mom" as she raced toward the v vent13 pointing out to you people wa Lr right" grave" 15 P Her r"But what mom" Sr inclut man c : question 8 Item Y voice w - 2mmstia Ice-bou- !tided v -- - 1111L: isolation in an couldn't save anything for the simple reason that they And what killed didn't pay him anything So he died him? That punk job" She murmured her reply "The doctors said it was l' heait trouble" she said "Yeah" he returned scornfully "And what causes heart trouble? Overwork! Anyhow what do those doctors know? They're always making mistakes and killing people aren't they? You know that as well as I do" She didn't dare answer He lit a - cigarette and threw the burnt match on the remains of the eggs "Too much work is what's killing Ile looked out everybody" he observed the window and waved in the direction of ‘klifi' the station "Look at those sheep out L there They're all running like the devil Id k for the train and it's still miles away 1111( "So when they do get on the train what happens? 'hey read a paper and I'd"' t res'elll'of — : then they get of the train again and ii ki''''''i'::'::j!'ll:::i1:''' then they slave all day and then they rush s for the train at night and—oh nuts you wouldn't understand" - - i ''')111- tN : ishingti 44''i7r i ' ' reprl e depa the South P o I e It's breathless drama Putnam's $250 p T ST Jo - here" She went away She shuffled downstairs holding on to the bannister and wondering 'what she could do to hold his affection It was almost seven years since her hvsband had died Harry was all she Her own folks—all of had left now them—had been buried for many years She dreaded the day he would mention marriage dreaded it like death itself For then she would be entirely alone No young girl with dreams of her own would want her around She shivered and she wondered if all mothers went through this terror Ten minutes later she was upstairs again now "Harry dear! It's half-paThe train leaves' at eight and—' Her son sat upright and punched a ) lc four-mont- camp t sador explorer's h IERKSON thc get 1 dayIn 4 ir 0 fo ' it fr : and re AL - Objector "rt I (Pe 44 tazi Ge Here and There in the World of Sports: TONY GALENTO will kayo ABE FELDMAN when they fight in Newark the week after nextNOTRE DAME will win by at least fourteen points from KALAMAZOO when the two teams meet at basketball next Thurs ' a iew of the football games Professor Hel- over next Week-en- d linger picks GEORGIA over MIAMI TEMPLE over FLORIDA OKLAHOMA over WASHINGTON STATE RICE over SOUTHERN METHODIST TENNESSEE over MISSISSIPPI and NOTRE DAME — over SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA Don't say we didn't tell you MARK H 0- arssossaimemos He complained ei e I' nit It an S i ' vc--- Iiiil y1 the lad: It IP 91 pretenders all-ste- el It ri !''' I ' tvtmai 1(1 dr: t )4111C) liftit'' ' ( 'foe:: I 1154 ' kil 0' I A 6 'road ODDS AND ENDS in the Entertainment World: For some timg Hollywood has been !most talked-o- f young paging Orson man in the American theatre today Up to now Welles hasn't gone for the notion—but I have a hunch you'll ice him on the screen late next year And I have a further hunch that he'll turn out to be one of the most popular stars the screen has ever knownRecord I liked best this week was "Lightly and Politely" and "Washboard Blues" as played by Tommy Dorsey and his orchestraOn the outskirts of Chicago they've just discovered the world's most superstitious guy This guy was body—and went riding in a car with an nuts trying to find some wood to knock on! t ' 441t Dcv With Byrd's I l') IA 4' v - ' 0- !- A 1 tt 1 views of the srymollt monarchs their families their dictator - bosses and theit political positions on the internaFrom tional chess-boarrothe Windsor-Wall- y mance to the intrigues 1 ug 01 NO All -- 0a01 TIES!" is exciting en tertainment and authent I c informa tl o xi Issued b y Stackpole f o r $3 For sharp contrast 0 read Comman d e r Richard E N E" "A L story of the first-han- d 11 ie "THEIR MAJES- p L of the through ph ace gates for 1 N :)tli P ' of ths d 14' ELLINQE about practically everything Be was He refused all advice always demanding more clothes mother and he was very Impatient with an who had been left a widow He was forever spouting panaceas to cure the ills of the world He stayed out late talked loosely of every girl he had ever known was al(! ways surly toward his mother—and in general acted like a young barbarian ' Well I told you You like Harry? that you wouldn't 1 On this particular morning his mother called him at 7 o'clock Then she called him again at 7:15 "Please 'Harry" she pleaded from the doorway "Try to get up It's a "11A quarter after—and by the time you're washed and have your breakfast—" "Okay" he growled from under his "AU right Frn getting up Too pillow bad a guy can't get a little privacy around tall -----) ' rip ' ' world B e r k- son takes you - 0 ad v I expert- tong end e in capi- - 0041 tii A news- - paperman with 4 -- IS NAME was Harry—rand before I go any further I want to warn you that I don't think you will like him very much He was 22 years of age but that isn't the Consider these things abdut reason you will dislike him H these days crack oso ) 7i tk 44ip 410 r:77- uneasily so 'yr11Pr V 't catalog of the crowned heads that rest - -- li-- 7 th‘ ' 4 by Seymour Berkson a candid 1u‘ -- cr' (24-- MAJESTIES!" " - t -- Don't miss "THEIR A 11 ' ) 4r r- I c ' q'''“4" fiends as you'll find them the nation over: At the top left you'll find thcsad case of Elliott Pfuff After paying his fifty cents Elliott was told by his astrologer that TODAY was his day of opportunities Now the employment manager is saying "Nothing toCould the stars have day" and Elliott is heart-broke- n gone back on him? PictUre No 2 brings you Rose Gwiffle and you can have her Rose was born under the sign of Capricorn which also applies to Robert Taylor4 Accordingly she has written Bob several love letters—but they have all gone unanswered Rose simply cannot understand it On the top right are Gradwell and Bryan Hayseed twins According to their horoscopes' they should be alike In everything Yet the truth is that they think differently eat differently live differently—and hate eaehother The fourth spasm is portrait of Elmer Twitchpuss an ill saxophone player who blows no good Ms mother insists he is a born musician because Sagittarius says so But the neighbors say Elmer is a born nuisance and the devil with Sagittarius! In the fifth picture we find Homer Bridgework whose flower is the Goldenrod Poor Homer has a terrible case of hay fever and it's probably his flower that's causing it Just think : If Elmer had been born a month later he'd positively be a well man! Drawing No 6 shows you Sally Hoho who tells jokes all the time but is the only one who laughs at them She tells these jokes because her horoscope said she woujd he a' wit Her horoscope was exactly half right! DoWn at the bottom is Joe Teeth a Hollywood hamnot make a picture until his astrologer in eroo who-wi- ll the East tells him to do so Joe is juist leaving a preview of a hit picture in which he could hkve played the lead The studio made it without him because be would pot take the part without word from his astrologer And that night with the picture completed the astrologer M H told him to go ahead!I c0:::-- i 4 ' t '41 f4 E t ' ' y 'Tift r-- N) - ' ri 1 it ! 0 - v41 I IP' 'ir VERYBODY'S going in for horoscopes these days ladies and gentiemen and we see no reason why we shouldn't join the parade In the accompanying strip we do not knock and we do not boost—which is the watv!vple begin to act when they've been married a loarrime Anyhow here are some horoscope k 1 tl- NOTES About Pictures You're FOR THE MEMORY" is a neat vehicle for the talents of Bob Hope and Shirley Ross Nothing to rave about but a decidedly pleasant piece of entertainment that moat I think 4ou'li find it to audiences will enjoy your liking"NANCY DREW—DETECTIVE" starring Bonita Granville is the first of a new series based on the books that are now so popular among youngster Bonita is swell in this initial effort at ix Frankie Thomas—and I see no reason why the series should not go on to much popular acclaim The- - kids will love it—and so I suspect will you"THE YOUNG IN HEART" 'starring Janet Gaynor and Douglas Fairbanks Jr is the latest Selznick picture—which means that it is expertly cast splendidly directed and beautifully produced RAN'DOM r ' vc t 4- 1400 pillow :'::' V-C-4 4: 1 -- - 103-1- tty '645 Cd st break fl I) 4 IN (:)- dka i bk i V ! sAt"---1 i 1gkA 4474 p4 1 - 464bvt' 4 : t Te -11 i---- ± L p 71‘ic4 '14 I BEST BETS 1 -- t came forty-sheco- I 6 G C o CEN TE IftAtfttioOWOtdOSOWVWWW1061"1"41PWOkeleWWWVVIDSO e 1111k HGER 1 :ollabliniiillOWnliber11111010111NONMEMMIldibillinikleielOWN10011111100111011111011111M1 '4:rc:i : E oj ztit IttelbA 4 ' i DRUNK TALE out of his apartment The stew locked the door and staggered over to the elevator He pressed the buzzer and a few moments later the elevator appeared The drunk floundered inside street" he "Broadway an' drooled "An' make it shnappy" The elevator operator turned to the drunk "Sorry sir" he said "but I can't take you there This is a lift that merely keeps going up and down" The stew showed a sign of interest "You don't shay" he hiccoughed "What round ish it?" —owiti ot:' q ' Als P v‘O mil-Ho- i ''''''' it : -- — 1 0 0 0 ''''':0'1 i ltlith v CPI Id upstaip again and back friar 'Stat 1e3t On a olito - I St ( t i oth |