Show - -- - 2 -- - : ' - - - - - - ' - - 111 -- - ' : ' jrHE SALT LAkE TRIBUNE SUNDAY' MORNING JANUARY 11 1938 Mari's Love Quickly Destroyed c yi Of It 1 "4"''i'4"'7"'"'0 Jot - :::' i -- t pi t '"' :3- it-- 1 r ' : I :: - :::I : ' :i::1 Can't ' go a httle easy :: 3n lovemaking ' ' when other PCPPIO :' 4::: 61 i 1 t It::- f much you give the girls a tip to e—- ::1-:-- wtwc- s I I r II "l 111t A around tire and cultivate some other interest ' in life? 2!' ' "It make a 4 man sound like la Kathleen Norris a cad- - to say this but that's the situation and this is how it works out: 'Sally and I were married nearly fil4 years ago we have no children which means ta me both regret and tellet- -1 like children but a lot and Sally goes along and we both Ilk it that has its compensations too She doesn't want to be hurried with a family "From the beginning she hasn't tried to hide from anyone that 'she loves me madly and rholly and unashamedly and that's adorable in her But to have her praise me indiscriminately' know is ern- before people barrassing 'Georgie knows more than all the put together' and 'Georgie learned to read when he was 5 his mother told me so' are samples At our table it's always We don't have it George doesn't like it' or 'Do sample it darling you said years ago that you liked fig pudding' "She drives down to meet me at night takes me to work in the mornir takes it upon herself to scold any of my superiors who hu given me a hard job or criticised my way of doing anything She will congratulate herself that she wu 'snippy' to someone on my account she kissed miwildly at the office door every morning and often comes down to the office early to wait for me She telephones to the office 'at least twice every day with scraps of unimportant news and the Inevitable question 'Are you loving this instant?' Sally is terribly rude to any girl she thinks I fancy and will question ins for minutes together as-t- o what I think of her what oho said what I' said if I think she is pretty and so on "She goes fishing and hunting with me and another man or two never seeming to think that we might rather be alone She tires herself out cooking things sewing special dishes knitting - things for me ii fi 2'12 ' t 11 ' I t I 4 4 1) ' 9 1'I 4i I Ii bined He and his father play golf every Saturday often telephoning home that staY1Al2 atthe elub for dinner They go on hunting and fishing trips they go to business dinners They rid before breakfast every morning they discuss cameras fishing rodg cars guns golf clubs and tennis rackets like two boys together 'ru ' i i Ii Ii :I 4 I I I 1 - : ' i t i : i ) - 1 1 I I - i 1i : i I - I I i i Ii 1 - - 1) t " i i 1 :i t' ' 1 I iI 4 : ' ''i - I : -- : Li f ' Ripley 1 'j '"k - ' - - 4 't ' S t) tte'416 L s — ON TH! - ELIZABETH McCLOWRY All'aclenaiCalit HAS WORN THE SAME SET OF FALSE TEETH FOR 75 YEARS - - 1 - lit r CHILDREN 0 DILE 0 DILIA DALIE 2 - ' te"'it'V? - a 0 fl:) - 0 0OLIVE 0 LIVIER 0 0 NEZIA 0 CM OTTO - 11 --foa' - ' - i N 1W tz4 "1 - OTIS - 4- ' ma bSt - 4 - - - - Jo - IP 1r 0- X ft: 1 i 1 - - -- u- I e -- --t - pie ''''' A 40 cr 11111ketif ' ‘'' l''''!1wf 1 ! 1 s r--'-- J---- -- - IA't 1 v I I' 14:1 A 14441141 l'Al - z- "" -- -- - -- go :1- 43edir r ' 11brti (1 I L! ' Aluiik 1 vi ' : r ir °-:117- -- y 1 1 q--: Idle Useless and Lonely 'A ' —7t11 he '5T7'4 4 t 1 VI Meanwhile Helena Stays at home - N s "e ' '' with Dean's mother for company The a 1 41 BIRTH LEI 1 f WEIGHED i(i't ve 1'1" A 11' 8 AT - a older woman is serious quiet and apet1 02o 3-"A FRED CRIMSON pears slightly hypochondriac and pesvi 1 0 'f EO:walo t:sy i491 Big finey Mo Militia am well lelemt can read listen g4 LADY MENDL—FORMERLY r to her radio &lying with her hue- AGE HEAD DAY 6 EVERY FOR mothler MINUTES 5 WIER band's go to the movies teleIV of whom i she phone her friends-po- st ' -t oc1 are too business much says girls 24 it In cupied to enjoy the interruption ---I 4 short Helena catt do pretty much as 1 1 she likes but' just the' same she is '11100-'s 'k 1 : bored and lonely most of the time cii --: It was great fun it was thrilling to " a a-isorolt 00 - -i- e-fall in love with the boss' son at 19 1 SLAVE SLAVE A AND THE SON OF A '41P to wear a big diamond and writs home ----— to her people in the middle west that DVIEROMVIVERMZIORD4 ANDitiASTIRormEWORLD BE 444444-444440aaa' d ---she was marrying a rich MAIL But : have would Helena been hapEVEN CALLED1411ASELF7COD AND MADE HIS SUB3ECTS actually - : pier had she stayed in the small town PROSTRATE THEMSELVES BEFORE HIM Alter 21 Years 4 Ruling for where she was born and selected some -- -IIESIADENY HisrfiRovEroCalwArr CABBAGES-1- N DA4mATIA 4 boy of her own group for a huaband Yeats Leer-itne- m On $30 a week she would have had a URGED TO RESUME me CROWN AND POWE- R' cookand HE GAVETHIsrmous AnswERADULDNITYouwolls CONE mo SEE ME CABBAGES aktrED 47SALON4 experience triumphant busy VW WOULD NEVERTHINK OF URGING SocN AN ATTEMPT UPON ing entertaining planning having a ' ---- - — baby As it la she is Idle useless -- - "IIHE CABBAGE PATCH tsSITLL iN EXISTENCE) 7 ' 4 lonely and even deprived of the last 1!was 'rota mentioned glory for Dean's people feel ' --4-1 that there shouldn't bechildren until Helena and Dean are able at least to EXPLANATION OF TODAY'S CARTOON 41 support themeelves lit alone a family Diocietian—Diocletian was born a slave and the son of a slave near And what Deans people think is law Salona Dalmatia in the year 245 In the year 284 the Roman Legions pro- to Helena and Dean claimed him emperor without opposition The new ruler appointed MaximHelena asked me for a personal letDiocletian ianus to the rank of Augustus or corider of the Roman empire ter- and she got it I 'told her to be' was a great military leader and reestablished the imperial power in the ern- to use pire He went to the absurd length of proclaiming himself Lord and Master patient 'cheerful affectionate and God and exacted religious prostrations before him After ruling for 21 The home economics bureau of the quart jar use four pounds of Ituratim thee years of leisure for regulated he suddenly decided to divest himself of the imperial purple and years Add salt end mix For five two-quaafter department' of agriculture study and the careful development of drew to his native Salona where he spent the remaining eight years of his -use 20 pounds of turnips and Of solved Jars the research months' hu Interests and activities that would turn life raising cabbages When Maximianus urged upon him the resumption seven ounces of salt what to serve at dinner of his imperial rank he gave him this historic answer: "Would that you problem of her from child'into woman and Dean would come and see the cabbages I planted at Salona you would never think 'Use glass Jars with glass lids no attended ' by guests from Germany front a spoiled boy into a man But of urging such an attempt upon me" This historical cabbage patch is still 4 France Austria and China ialt will corrode the sins typo lido a is she difficult think I having pretty in existence It 11 retillY quite aimple: Sauer- - Put On rubber and weight lightlylid time : A Pint of Gas Weighs 2$ Tons—Sirius is the brightest and finest star in Once every 24 hours remove the kraut! all the heavens Its companion and attendant is a comparatively small star One More letter Betty Lee wants and tamp the turnip Into the jar 1800 million miles distant from Sirius This little !tar is only 20000 miles htternational the of member Every As in diameter but its density is most amazing It is 60000 times as heavy as to know if he would be crazy to marry boa st ths gas bubbles him party would recognize it and prob As a result every cubic inch died ultZ it the bureau said down usually after bout four her sweethearron-h- is pay- of The ably of this star weighs a ton and a pint would weigh about 25 tons The star beau in oil works field an Her week days clamp the lid on cure LI so heavy in spite of its comparatively dwarfish size that it is able to sway Frnalunan would tall it thautroute rFor sauerkraut use three and one where they can rent a four-roowouldn't the You motion of the Sirius underatandwhat the gigantic - — rt others 4tounds of cabbage to a wouldShe eittonth is making the Maness called ' Copyright 1938 for The Tribune Shred and add' four ounces $1250 a week in a store but she will jar call it sauerkraut ' of salt for each 10 pounds of cab- have to stop when she marries as Th name for the dish originated 10 days Bob's job is 12 miles fromtown bags Allow to ferment for in Germany but the bureau learned of 75 to SO dogreeo at a tAomperature In and Asia sauerkraut that woman originated Betty my dear a clever Store in a cool place Fahronheit was Introduced into eastern- - Europa a could do it and make a suncess of it Soo the Tartan ago years nearly by keep Bob comfortable and well fed The bureau hu developed' Its own ' keep out of debt on $13 a week Good recipe for sauerkraut and a aim DUBLIN (UP) — A subterranean An islander was quarrying stonot liar product Dauer ruben made from cooks housewives' and managers when he uncovered an opening with passage about Which even the oldest shredded turnips fermented in their mothers are raising fine families of own brine Both are prepared in about inhabitants know nothing has beea down Police and Bev steps CONSTIPAT1011 leading citizens on that American and taste somewhat :ons ' the same - way discovered on Valenti& island era!' to local ittempted tu people ! alike Blake a Game of Saving EEIJEVEDI plore the tunnel but were forced- hack Harry Gores line bacteriologist with en tfre ly indi fferent to what anyone by foul air and watse bureau of chemistry and soils But if you are extravagant &matt& ' the or!' else does Or thinks is the only possibl conducted many experiments with several thacriaa arn advanced re-fled watChing your neighbors and Bauer both methods success-' -of maks this a bomb making wayto to spend as they do neglectcarding its origin:F- - DIGESTION ruben and sauerkraut His recipe is That it is a smugglers' WW1 dat- ful of money leakages of all mortar the - That It can be a mucosa- that your of agthe department published by cottage can hold as much :hut back from the time of the Amer L — Tre bod emelt to be elm riculture waited dime herethe wasted nickel &gloated without getting as thsTworld home one in " either to happineas Joan The beet Itoinsob ' anyPaul robe Jones John way out a kilter kw Await keep there then don t try lt trouble s rt in by will to he shoosing and saidls glass ' That it formerly connected the island probably pack the Don't try to live on your inedlne dogdocs chewing gum istative It is much more convenient it bee start Of yours may be the firet step maw bulky dose—haa with Skellig Rock Monastery 11 miles - jam thani ruinoua - Live under It Live stone crock to tar smiting the than big thee burden a gnici7 toward actual wealth and position ic cut to sea Natives bong - have-be-- ---digestion Norm on $15 a week as if there weren't er ever showing 'A-MINand the product keep' bettor--Th-e inereame hondred0-- 4 thocaftla4-- -' fact PYYed a soma flow of natural alkaline for the of best lieved such tunnet:exists a that turnips variety cent in the world Malts "a reestth iltdds Ada that the said is digestion Gorseline and ruben The purple time° husbands Year other by tastelem lamp That it is of Druidic) origin There what you can't afford tee Ingrodient oases game of Fall—varieties are op—strap-leaf— the state— Irk without Offeet andthrough 'wives' in this marvelous country of is a stone-line- d 'turret near thsendoes its work in train yourself to do without Medium ones than better spring the buestine where it should No ours trance Ilk a chimney covered with' wonder sized turnips used as soon as pos You and your family vrill Talk this- over seriously with Bob -Ind Poverty and young love and four loot Velem and ths—nams-iff—th- s sible after being pulled are best knsiTtrooderfultrgrotlualuroudabloout before you start in No gambling no -it and sot for - For this raw material he worked out rooms ind cpurage' and dishwashlq& I district in which it was ofound is Get a package drinking no 'crazy impulsive hospi- directions: todstAi—your—dt11 and Sunday night plannIng—they fel e the following which "rinnles" folkicripts say for do not scrub :1' the Wash talky for Bob no showing off tho main Great Adventure Do not peel' :ztveetrontatvrorcnddn4Laasa etforRemovekiireettitoP-leither of Yon A sober -- sensible--artIV:2area tk'—a---ryodAp Planned begin:doss wi thCK)MgticlagtcliF Ilult—7-- - :- r' ' r'Itga C'e - a- - - '0 a - cof - : i - I a I ill i IA woosommomiltri ‘t:0010A - it 11 "I ro- e- ' 0011"41111011k 7-- 1: a1 1 - 1111k i ' tit ‘ ' 1 ' - 01 sv - 4 1 N- k I - :IS 1 1 t - A 2:-- - k ' P - s : ' ' - qtr k '2'r r: - - - a 3 -- - --- 0 MEA 0 PETA ' e ' - -r - -- ' - '7 - Answer Next Week e - - MENmetif MIX d P"' VIDE ' e m ' s r1a0ie:------ DELON to'' XII - 9 WRITE CAN TAKE ALL 2 I - PHELIA -- - te -- 4 CUrOUTAND REARRA1GEk BRATS or CHECKERBOARD SO MAT BLACK KIK - (Ablmvillaouistanet) iJP flI:e 0 - RIR III © IMMO III '111111 ' I mo 1111111111 -- 'I ir--- 15 ' ' ° IL 4 4 I Ft o --- -0- ---- 4 4 1 b 0 g 1 ' I: I' ii 1 1 42 : -- z--- ' 444r--- ' a Me 4 i — i - Shiite at d ruy payments Write noll SCHOOL OF NURSING East OW Street Milieu IN and 111 waste lewd OWL tCHICAGO - - - - - 4 rt P ' cot-fo- m ibut two-qua- --h- alf Tunnel Ne-wly-Diseover- Linked to Druids On Isle rozz:1 0 - ' - ' -- t - --- - ' ' - hoki-mortha- two-qua- FEEN-A-MIN- T - ed -- T - nd -t- — I 'tt I - " - Ulna ImeltaL Another Usk neaten learning - i - i '- Course endorsed ture time Thousands et Semhm 1rsdusta bee Stu Seib 'ed One sawed 114elt I ' ' ' - soatezand28801imern $13----- It-a- bottle ht by physicians J1 0- EOM IN 0 NINg 011 ' - - 0 - 111111111 ' 1- 0 00 - - - f ir tIR & MRS ODILON BROOS$ARD I - --- NAI"OF - OF - - rhe65 — - ' - - - ALL 13EGIN WITH AI - - - MRS ter ' oi5IRIU‘A (cómpAwicim - ' - STAR GAS 25 TONS - 7 1 '' EARNS SURFACE k ot PINT& ipuBzozARLED :41LWEIGIIMOREMNt 411116t tof co - - bi ' - WEIK LLdJkMAXU$2S435 11rletreinn at 1' 41b - A en-oth- - t - t ' flAAN URSE : -- ' - She'll be stunned hysterical tearful despairing confident that your beautiful idyll is over And afterward she'll come toheE senses If she has any and develop Into a realwife There are many young wives who a III - - trip ' - Sauerkraut Tracked to Tartars Worldwide Dish Eaten in China i ! ' i " i ve 7 ' &sive advance "George" -No --George you're not a fool- - but misyou've married one And you're taken this isn't wifely love This is self-lorapidly developing into fixed affectations that only psychologist could handle Do something about it now ICut right Into the very heart' of this unnatural growth by forbidding Sally ever to mention any one of your charms or tastes again discuss the question of children again and leave her at Ihome when you go on your next I By Robert - C' touncis silly- - And Le inif lane red? it- goes with thanks in I '' E ----: But hers I wet ' thought - - Want - I s ' ' hle n Norris -- : - MI us I 9 ' ' ' 0-- An Embarrassing t -' kL-- Situation was a very nice there "Yesterday girl here visiting a sensible sort well a nice girl Sa kept me all through the day with personal ootnments upon the sauces I liked the pajamu I liked the xtraordinary smartneu possisied over all the iother men In the office Finally he-- came behind me at the piano—I was playing a lot of old etuff—and said she had discovered a 'kissable' place on the top of my head and asked Kate—the visitor—to'come kiss It too' Kate looked as if she thought I was a fool and I felt Ilk one and I made up my mind to ask you what you - - ' Ime I - r? i Ita y- r - to-real- ize we-har- dly 1 - ' PININMEMIEMPIM0101111011110 - ' ought to read George's letter and think over Nothing destroys is a man's sacred and profotind love for-hyoung wife any quicker than the realization that she is making an exhibition and of it a Today's second letter Ii something of a poser Helena who writes' it is in a difficult situation and exactly' how it I she li to etitticata herself-lrodon't know Helena is only 22 but she has been married three years Her husband's father was her employer When she Sob took her first her husband then in college used to come in and out of the office met the pretty secretary and the parents generously' gave their consent to- a youthful' marriage providing that Dean should not leave homauntil he could support himself So Dean continuu as a student in the law school They live in his old home with Ms parents and his father pays all expenses It is tivtis handsome generous affectionate father who is causing the trouble that has poor little Helena in despair The Jother la only 46 he adores his son they' have alwaya been chums and they continue to be chums Dean just 23 is too young how unjust this is to Helena He thinks it is wonderful to have horns parents wife and freedom all com- - '11 ' ' - it funny problem r m a man wh o s o wife loves him too -- - 4 ' b Norris- :40 24" : 4 ' BELIEVE IT OR NOT timilmonnonmEnommi - s It ' ' MakeslEldlitation Meer Mn Norris: bo you mind in occasional man butting into column so much 14Ven over to the' ladies? here Anyway is one with a - ' K - ' eil----Wif- '- ' - L 1 - r ' - '' ' '? - - i ' 0 4a1111 1 :: -f- two— - A : 1 |