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The four gentlemen next in line are Alfred E Smith Eddie Cantor Herbert — GUYS GALS GIGGLES AND GROANS REFORMATION - BUGGSY looktr was an excellent man Any New York copper would assure you that he was one of the best in the business But his wife wasn't interested in such praise She told for her husband Buggsy that if he didn't re form she would leave him fiat Sadly enough Buggsy loved BEIEINGEI MARE his little wife The mere thought that she might erit from his life caused him to shudder inwardly He loved his profession too— but his wife made it very clear that he had to make a definite choice "I'm tired of worryin' about you" she told "I get nightmares where I see you sittin' in the hot seat —and believe it or not the shock goes right through ' me! No Buggsy No more of this "You got to promise me right here and now that you'll never stick up nobody else Otherwise I'm movin1 out" Our hero took the little woman in his arms — "Okay Bess" he chirped "You win You're givin' my profession an awful sock in the nose when you take me out of it—but I'm with you I'm promisne you that my days as a stick-u- p guy is over!' And he meant it too For almost two weeks everything went along beautifully and Buggsy was even thinking of looking for a job Then one late afternoon he rushed into the house in great excitement "Gawd Bess" he cried "I Just seen a guy with the biggest bankroll in America It was a beautiful sight '41 le i -- 1N- 41 es -- 1'1'dosex 441 - i 0 f - qp4 4) :4) N v ‘ 't' 1 ( ' Nx --- I i ANEMEEMEEPPO 9he -- - 0 ' PUN DEPARTMENT d you beard about the ghost who finally received an unmerciful loud-mouthe- I FAIR QUES'FION the Santa Maria was tossing about in a storm AS a worried seaman approached Christopher Columbus "Captain Columbus" he blubbered "If the world Is really Ratlike everybody says—" "Stop fretting" interrupted Columbus impatiently I ' b A — 1 - w ri ' : nt w an considerations— swings the appointment of a judge ottoort—ellfohris I - - : a RE-BOR- - "Shut up you dope" he cried "Haven't you said enough alreadyr s T I INGTON CALLING” from the always-presecircus in this na- don's political arena With a pun- chy pace and an eye for vivid char- acters Childs takes you behind the Odds And Ends In The Entertainment World: Although I men- tioned the picture above I can't N' resist chucking an additional bou- - ti ' to : for her work Janet Gaynor ' c-quet in "A STAR IS BORN" Movie k t 7' a J Ne fans the nation over are raving or about her After a series of meth- '"414 ocre pictures the girl is on top ' I-A-again—and I for one am very glad They could have called the plcJanet Gaynor ture:"A STAR IS Record I enjoyed best this week was "Good Night Ladies" and "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as played by Andre Kostelanetz and his orchestra' They're telling a very sad story about a fading Hollywood actress Conditions are so tough for her right now that she is compelled to make last year's husband do for another year! S il" THE REASON drunks were driving blissfully along the State Highway Strangely enough however they were driving backward—and had been going along that way for miles Finally a cop stopped Marquis W Childs newspaper man and author has drawn mate- rial for his first novel "WASH- - "WASHINGTON CALLING" is attractively published by Morrow for $250 and will disturb a lot of people Another fine novel has conic out of Europe: "GLITTERING DEATH" by Joseph Peyre Packed with the blood and action of the bull-rin- g "GLITTERING DEATH" is a fiction best bet Published by Random House at $250 - "But what makes you so sure?" persisted the seaman Columbus shrugged "1i the world was Bat" he returned "where would "Go on" urged a small yoke inside of him 'Go in -- and tell the 1 have gotten the money to make this trip?" big fathead where he gets off- - Stand on your rights Demand a raiser The timid man hesitated PRIZE WINNER "It's dangerous" he said to himself T last! flick Mills has ended all arguments by "What of it?" persisted the innei voice 'Be a man digging up the dumbest chorine on Broadway Remember—nothing ventured nothing gained" She's the girl who found a hole in her stocking— So thi' meek chap made up his mind He walked so she turned the stocking inside out! into the boss' office without delay and demanded an immediate raise The boss glared at him fired him on the spot and then tossed him from the office by TIMID SOUL the seat of his trousers MHEY'RE telling of a very timid chap who The timid fellow picked himself up wearily couldn't bring himself to ask his boss for a raise "Gee" whispered the inner voice that sure was a For weeks he tried to summon up sufficient courage —but it was no go' Came the day though that he toligh break" The meek chap scowled heavily roused himself to a fighting pitcht 1 Joseph Peyro -- ll'er idling you the world isn't fiat!" p ' ne beating? Seems he spook out of turn! - ' - BLIM ' s1 A ' ' - : T I - N i ''k y Hale" ' I -- — ' of the first women grtiavtherto aliccke !tins eit iondtahyi es I when my husband and I had money" "That's all You I may step down Mrs Carefully the old lady left the stand Wigglebotham bit his tg) N" kNII nails furiously as be what the attorneys watched her To her were going to say be-1 knew would go the fore they said it But '44 credit for winning the U he had nothing on — case for- Buffo Withthem They knew what s4 12t out her it would have been one he was going to reply before he ' :nail's word against another knew what they were going to t ' I — The remainder of the aftersa- y-- — noon was stuffed with dull proSilly—but true s It was easy to ass that she was un- cedure There were motions pleas HE case concerned an accident accustomed to court procedure Her denials arguments writs precedents and gave! poundings Before the little The defendant had been driving voice was little more than a whisper band on the court clock pointed to five his sedan along Main Street Buffo had been awarded a toward Jones Place The plaintiff It began to look as though some- Pasquale an elderly Italian had picked that body might be lying tidy sum of money by the court And Then Ruffo's attorney a man who Bertram Wigglebotham would have very moment to cross Main Street to pay it The Italian named Pasquale Ruffo knew every legal move on the calenThe crowd filed out slowly The the dar—and some that weren't—prohad played defendant's car but had eventually duced his trump card A witness I A attorneys packed their briefcases and been tagged frail quiet old lady who happened to shook hands all around WiggleThe argument was: Whose fault be standing at the corner of Main botham bit the last piece of his rewas it? fingernail and left Pasquale Street and Jones Place just as the maining Buffo beamed at the world and accident happened The defendant Bertram WiggleOn the stand she seemed to be on walked out - with his attorney who botham was a small man who had a also beamedhabit of biting his nails when he the verge of tears most of the time Out in the hall they met Mrs Hale spoke On the witness standhe said It was easy to see that she was unShe seemed smaller and paler if posthat he had been driving slowly so accustomed to court procedure Her sible than before RulTo's attorney slowly that he could barely keep the voice was little more than a whisper took her by the arm Together the She said that Wigglebotham had car in high gear along Main Street come along very swiftly—it made her trio left the building His eyes were on the road and beshudder to think of it—and bad fore he could say Benito Mussolini ND the corner the attorney this Ruffo had dived under the front turned to wave at somebody just as wheels as though he had contemplated Run started across the street After stopped He patted Mrs Hale on the shoulder kindly the accident the driver bad evidently suicide "Mrs Hale" he said "I want to tried to start the car again but it Pasquale Ruffo took the stand in wouldn't move thank you on behalf of my client for rebuttal He couldn't speak the During all this Buffo sat and what you did this afternoon It was language and the court interpreter smiled His attorney smiled Wigglefine of you to step forward in the in swore he spoke Italian in pig Latin botham sat to one side squirming and tenets of justice and testify If we It was all very complicated his nails Then the defense athad more citizens of For a time it seemed that they'd biting arose to croes-examithe wit-ne- st your calibre this would be a far bettorney Ruffo a of but lot get nothing out of The old lady straightened in ter country than it is eloquent gestures accompanied by the chair "Now ' Mrs Hale I don't want you and But the growls suddenly grunts "Mrs Hale" he began "why were to be insulted if I offer a little nodded and told you standing on the corner of Main present I know it's not you interpreter smiled ethical but was court born of an Street and Jones Place? Tell the your time and trouble are worth conthe that Ruffo Italian family but was raised in the court why please" sideration of some sort Here Please Balkans Thus his brand of Italian The voice was small and very very take this $50 as a token from Mr had a slight Swedish accent weak Buffo and me" The old lady's pale blue eyes looked "I was—well I was waiting for a Ruffot through the interpreter said that Wigglebotham had been flying street car" at the money dully Her hand shook The attorney reddened as her fingers closed over the bills along Main Street at a terrific rate of Then words tame from her lips Slow "Waiting for a street car Why speed that as he passed the intersection of Jones Place Wigglebotham may I ask?" carefully chosen deliberate words had turned in his seat to wave to a The words èame slowly hesitantly "Why you cheap chiseler!" she blonde and that after the accident "I was going to see my son He's muttered "Fifty lousy bucks You'll the defendant had attempted to leave sick and—and his wife left him So 'make it a hundred you bum or I'll the scene but the car stalled I was on my way to take care of him" go back there and tell the truthl" ft 4 4 I'm probably a trifle late with this rave in some spots but if you t haven't done so you must see "A t STAR IS BORN" at your earliest '71V1 1 Here is a techmcolor opportunity t film that presents Hollywood in all q '— I its dizzy realism and it floes it so V well that I doubt if "A STAR IS 7 BORN" can miss being chosen as lymb one of the best pictures of 1937 by Reaalhld Roma any critic The casting is superb— especially so in the cases of Janet Gaynor Fredric March Lionel Stander and Adolph Men jou—and William Wellman's direction is something to cheer about "A STAR IS BORN" is a decidedly Those superior motion picture who enjoy horror pictures will I have a glorious time at "NIGHT 1 c"' i'' I I I MUST FALL" a new Metro pro- — ' duction that stars Rosalind Russell and a very different Robert Mont- gomery It is unquestionably the 0 ghastliest film in years—and as harismarcic such it will prove fine fodder for those who enjoy that type of stuff But I no like r easily" said 'kMrs"Very Hale "I was one 'i' -- 1 THE WEEK Hale? How can you judge the speed of a ear so well?" : b 1 t ) you say? "Well maybe 40 i LEES T BETS OF Msye a little more" "Forty miles per hour? What qualifies & you to say that Mrs 17 it - - 17---- -1 -- -- i1-' III 111-- Well that's very Rale Wry noble I'm sure But that has nothing to do with the case Sou say that Mr Wigglebotham's car was moving at a Abytit how" fest Iw8oBucldl 8 - 1 - p 0 i:f3 t) t' : 100L11111 w 0h oh I see noble of you Mn ' What dough!" His wife looked at him through narrowed eyes "Go ahead" she commanded "So what happened?" "So nothin' happened" replied Buggsy "I was all set to stick him up I was walkin' along right beside him—when all of a sudden I remembered my promise to you!" He threw out his chest "Yes Bess" he continued proudly "that shows how I love you I thought of my promise to you—and also that me gun wasn't loaded!" HAVE Short Story The Witness -- him ' ''?(rEPIMINPOMMIP110MPIPIWWWEIflnM11 A He Hinge?' The court was filled The case wasn't important but it was raining outside Peeping above the rows of benches were rows of heads bobbing like yacht buoys in a heavy swell ' The judge had just entered A court attache had yelled N something unintelligible and everyone had stood up noisily The judge scowled at the taxpayers and sat ' ' down with a grunt He ruffled some papers Then he folded his hands across his bulg' ing tummy and leaned ' back to be bored in comfort :‘ "Your honor" said the defense attorney - 5 4 41 "I move that the case be dismissed on the ground that the ev0-idence falls—" "Motion denied" m-P-il The judge admired 1 himself for swiftness of decision He knew Hoover and James J Farley Al ae you can plainly see adopts the walrus mustache style Eddie agrees with Hitler but only as far as a mustache is concarned Herbert practices to become either a Russian or a wrestler and Jim decides upon the mutton chops that float so delightfully in the breeze Most sensible choice of the bunch is Al Smith's All he has to do is to move his upper lip and he flicks the ash fronll his cigar At the extreme right ladies and gentlemen is a man who is always doing the unusual Since beards are coming back he has removed his and placed it atop his noble dome Are you asking who it is? Why it's nobody but your old pal M H George Bernard Shaw I 1 (Cif l 1 ft L1') -- 1 4'i173A ' ' Dog days in the sporting world so here are just a few random notes : NORTHWESTERN be able tetrlIn NOTRE in match at- -Evanston on Monday the WASHINGTON SENATORS will take two out of three from the ST LOUIS BROWNS- - in their BASEBALL series next week them BOB PASTOR is training well and might turn the trick against "Say" growled the officer "what's the idea of BOB NESTELL in their heavyireight encounter at driving backward along this highway?" "Backward?" echoed the first drunk Los Angeles Final prediction next week Even "Yeah" barked the cop 'Backward" though MAX BAER admits he's washed up you'll The drunks looked at each other see him fighting for the heavyweight crown again "Hmmm" mused the second one "No wonaerzrsii within fourteen months Don't say we didn't tell taking ush sho long to get home!" s Mark Ho you 4 I !' - Ii 011 ' Coo tislik 1931 tiot KW haute' Sysdiesto ha - i - ' I f ' -- ---- s w c Al 1 ti j |