Show WITH IV tickle grasst it att riding radl ng in chicago a street cars la 18 not so bad when once you get the hang of it r u it Is better to die unknown in in this world wor id than to be known because of your mistakes u r u they call it fiction because accord ing to it all married couples live 11 bap ever afterward u why Is it that the average man al at ways takes enough linen to last him a week when he starts on a two days journey 9 r r I 1 it t Is a good thing ning that some people i ancestors do not have to live up tc the reputation they have been giver by their de is it Is getting so that royal blood 1 not highly regarded by fathers with marriageable daughters they are afraid that blood will tell tt the man who pays more attention to his clothes than he does to bis his job will soon have neither says an ohio newspaper still there s the gunny sack left k u at times even the poorest of us have been mentioned for or congress and that better place cherp all should strive to spend their eternity it 1 to ou our r wives that mention us for con gress or our mothers it Is the preach er that recommends us for the beav enly home the rest of the world seems to concern itself little as to out future state except now and then when some perturbed individual sug bests that we go to the bad place SS S S mary s possessions mary had a little waist where waists were meant to grow and everywhere the fashions went her waist was sure to go new york Tork sun mary had a merry wid with trimmings white and blue and everywhere that mary went she shut oft off all the view nashville Tenness eean mary wears the drop stitched hose her waists are peek a boo and everywhere that mary goes she lets in all the view greenville democrat mary had bad a little foot to be exact had two but limped because she squeezed it in A whole lot smaller shoe houston post mary had bad a new sl sheath ath skirt all spliced up at the side and everywhere every here that mary went the men folks looked and shied kalamazoo bala Rala mazoo gazette mary had an auburn switch piled high upon her head she loved to call it titian but th fellers called it RED PED i almost fatal yes said the beauteous young thing when I 1 asked papa if I 1 might go mountain climbing he took my head off but I 1 had my own way of course and finally the crowd got ed and you know they made me put on a lot of wraps and things that simply suffocated me and about halt half way up I 1 slipped tell fell over a cliff and broke my neck indeed yes and when they lifted me and pulled me back on the trail I 1 absolutely died from the pain but before long I 1 was able to go on to the top but by the time we were almost there I 1 collapsed and sat down tor for I 1 could never breathe again but they made me pull myself to gether and in time we got to the sum mit and there it was so cold I 1 froze to death oo oh and I 1 wab was glad I 1 tell you when we came down at last and as soon as they got me home I 1 went to bed dead from exhaustion the wandering s correspondence william tibbitts wanted us to run a tree free puff for the new coffee grinder at his store but by gravy we told him to get his puffs in hostetter s al manac where he gets all his matter news are quite scarce this week as everybody in town has been waltin down at the railroad depot since last monday mornin to see the S 8 17 train come in which is some late at this whitin wr itin roy K moulton in grand rapids 1 I ress on w th the dance the last night dance at trapp s hall at hawks given by the seems to have been a financial sue cess the only trouble was that the fiddlers played out at 6 a in and re fused to play any longer leaving three sets on the floor when they quit luck lly ily there were two or three good whist lers lets in the party and by their aid the sets were danced out ortonville Ort onville fla advance st |