Show easy victory tor for pat an englishman an irishman and a scotchman were one day arguing as to which of the three countries pos hessed the fastest trains said the englishman well I 1 ve been in one of our trains and the tele graph poles have been like a hedge I 1 ve seen the milestones appear like tombstones said the scot be jabers said pat I 1 was one day in a train in my country and we passed a field of carrots a field of turnips a field of parsley one of onions and then a pond of water and we were going so fast that I 1 though it was broth |