Show the S ze of america colonel abraham gruber Is the u ter of more irish jokes than any other man in cyrus minn micky finnagan who had been an american citizen for about a year and had traveled about this continent considerably returned home to hi bernia for a visit this Is the way he described his new country to one of his relatives amerrico Am errica is so big be gorra that it you were to drag en gland thru three states you would n lave a mar k in the dir rt an you could lose oarland in one thim inland oceans we have chwat we call lakes an if you had scot land to get rid of there are a thou sand corners you could hide her in an nobody could tell where you had put her except for the bad emell the whisky |